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23 she/her 🏳️‍🌈
when squidward said cut a bitch off like the hash slinging slasher i felt that
October 29, 2023 at 5:58 PM
this intelligence seems a little artificial to me
October 24, 2023 at 5:49 PM
hi bluesky friends it’s been a while
October 24, 2023 at 4:57 PM
hold my beer i’m about to monologue
September 30, 2023 at 4:51 PM
there’s a chill in the air which means borderline by tame impala goes back on the playlist
September 27, 2023 at 6:43 PM
i support gay rights and also gay wrongs
September 26, 2023 at 3:03 PM
i know CEOs of small companies actually do stuff but wtf is the point of one in a huge company that’s basically ran by everyone else
September 25, 2023 at 5:18 PM
apple cash is monopoly money that works irl
September 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
planning dates around my hair wash schedule
September 25, 2023 at 2:04 PM
the phineas and ferb get busted in candace’s dream episode emotionally ruined me as a child
September 23, 2023 at 1:05 AM
not now babe i’m eating leftover pad thai in bed
September 22, 2023 at 12:32 AM
i’m not a girlboss or a girlfailure but a secret third thing
September 19, 2023 at 6:04 PM
i’m a thought leader in being a hater
September 19, 2023 at 1:43 PM
tipping chatgpt for its services
September 18, 2023 at 6:12 PM
is the new mitski album boring as hell or am i cured
September 18, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*corporate voice* Good morning Bluesky, and happy Monday!
September 18, 2023 at 3:41 PM
when i was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. now THATS parenting!
September 17, 2023 at 8:57 PM
fuck it chicken in the marinade
September 17, 2023 at 4:51 PM
(after getting aggressively passed by a lifted pickup truck when i’m already speeding) there’s always a bigger fish
September 17, 2023 at 3:32 PM
a nobel prize for posting
September 16, 2023 at 12:07 PM
convinced that if i start using my car horn regularly i’ll become corrupted and turn evil
September 16, 2023 at 12:31 AM
how it feels trying to drive in new shoes
September 15, 2023 at 9:44 PM
i only respond to my dating app matches on company time
September 15, 2023 at 6:36 PM
i’m a critically acclaimed poster
September 15, 2023 at 4:55 PM
bluesky please let me post images this morning omg
September 15, 2023 at 2:21 PM