Josh Allen won that for the girlies

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

Nah the Trump cock sucking immediately broke the spell tiktok had me under

Northern California, how come the internet says your coffee shops are open but they actually aren’t? Jitter Bean is the only place that hasn’t surprised us

Heard some kids singing a winter rendition of white and nerdy. Something like, “they see me snowing, they hating” and it warms my heart to know the most important things are still being taught to the younger generation

Our building’s maintenance man loves to chat. Today he told me about how his brother used to be Catholic, but now he’s Lutheran so that means he’s not really anything. The shade!