🌻Biz🌻
@forestqueenbiz.bsky.social
29 ~ she/her ~ 🩷💜💙 ~ lover of cats
https://archiveofourown.org/users/forestqueenbiz/pseuds/forestqueenbiz
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Update, I found another box. It contained my favorite book I read in college (My Ántonia), nine Cassandra Clare books, my copy of 1984, and four Shakespeare plays. But still no Twilight.
I’m missing my Twilight books and Sunrise on the Reaping so there’s another box of books around here somewhere, but most of them are unpacked!
December 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Update, I found another box. It contained my favorite book I read in college (My Ántonia), nine Cassandra Clare books, my copy of 1984, and four Shakespeare plays. But still no Twilight.
I’m missing my Twilight books and Sunrise on the Reaping so there’s another box of books around here somewhere, but most of them are unpacked!
December 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m missing my Twilight books and Sunrise on the Reaping so there’s another box of books around here somewhere, but most of them are unpacked!
We started joking that my brother in law hates whimsy, and then had to explain to him what whimsy is. He’s also one of my favorite people to mess with.
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We started joking that my brother in law hates whimsy, and then had to explain to him what whimsy is. He’s also one of my favorite people to mess with.
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My niece’s preschool teacher asked my sister who Biz is because apparently my niece talks about me at school all the time 😭
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My niece’s preschool teacher asked my sister who Biz is because apparently my niece talks about me at school all the time 😭
I’m exhausted, moving when you’re 30 is awful
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I’m exhausted, moving when you’re 30 is awful
I’m doing that thing where I lay in bed and scroll on my phone and my cat is acting up. Running all over the room, clawing up the corner of the bed, sitting on a stack of boxes and meowing at the wall. It means one of two things. Either she’s telling me it’s bed time, or she needs a basic need met.
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m doing that thing where I lay in bed and scroll on my phone and my cat is acting up. Running all over the room, clawing up the corner of the bed, sitting on a stack of boxes and meowing at the wall. It means one of two things. Either she’s telling me it’s bed time, or she needs a basic need met.
Found out the limit to how many days in a row I can take a vitamin C tablet.
The answer is five. The sixth results in abdominal cramps and nausea.
The answer is five. The sixth results in abdominal cramps and nausea.
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Found out the limit to how many days in a row I can take a vitamin C tablet.
The answer is five. The sixth results in abdominal cramps and nausea.
The answer is five. The sixth results in abdominal cramps and nausea.
Called the water department for a city in a whole other state from where I work to try to get a lien release, sat on hold for 15 minutes, talked to a person who put me back on hold, only for it to then send me to an operator and make me leave a message 🫠🫠🫠
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Called the water department for a city in a whole other state from where I work to try to get a lien release, sat on hold for 15 minutes, talked to a person who put me back on hold, only for it to then send me to an operator and make me leave a message 🫠🫠🫠
Sometimes I have to look for obituaries for my job, and I love when you can tell it was written by someone that LOVED them.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sometimes I have to look for obituaries for my job, and I love when you can tell it was written by someone that LOVED them.
Here’s a wild thought, if you want me to send something out by Thursday maybe inform me of it? Because if I don’t know it’s been promised by a certain day I don’t prioritize it especially when there are literally thirty other files that are a higher priority
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Here’s a wild thought, if you want me to send something out by Thursday maybe inform me of it? Because if I don’t know it’s been promised by a certain day I don’t prioritize it especially when there are literally thirty other files that are a higher priority
I really feel like the Louvre heist put us back on the correct timeline
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I really feel like the Louvre heist put us back on the correct timeline
Last week I felt very unmotivated and crummy and now I feel like I’m past that and being super productive.
I bet my period starts today or tomorrow.
I bet my period starts today or tomorrow.
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Last week I felt very unmotivated and crummy and now I feel like I’m past that and being super productive.
I bet my period starts today or tomorrow.
I bet my period starts today or tomorrow.
Florence and Hayley Williams being in Austin at the same time when I have tickets for a different Florence show is CRIMINAL 😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Florence and Hayley Williams being in Austin at the same time when I have tickets for a different Florence show is CRIMINAL 😭😭
Walked into my manager/work besties office with a stack of files and my head hung.
“I did that thing where I tried to do everything and I got overwhelmed.”
Her, having already anticipating this: “Uh-huh. Wanna give me those files now?”
“I did that thing where I tried to do everything and I got overwhelmed.”
Her, having already anticipating this: “Uh-huh. Wanna give me those files now?”
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Walked into my manager/work besties office with a stack of files and my head hung.
“I did that thing where I tried to do everything and I got overwhelmed.”
Her, having already anticipating this: “Uh-huh. Wanna give me those files now?”
“I did that thing where I tried to do everything and I got overwhelmed.”
Her, having already anticipating this: “Uh-huh. Wanna give me those files now?”
Reposted by 🌻Biz🌻
Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked
I want to go to a Mamdani election party so bad but alas there seems to be a shortage of them in Kansas.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I want to go to a Mamdani election party so bad but alas there seems to be a shortage of them in Kansas.
I’m so excited, I get to have a second religious experience at a Florence concert in Minneapolis
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m so excited, I get to have a second religious experience at a Florence concert in Minneapolis
Mentioned my antidepressant gives me heartburn and my coworker didn’t realize I took an antidepressant. Buddy, I used to joke that my tax refund was my annual bonus I got for not killing myself, of course I’m medicated now.
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Mentioned my antidepressant gives me heartburn and my coworker didn’t realize I took an antidepressant. Buddy, I used to joke that my tax refund was my annual bonus I got for not killing myself, of course I’m medicated now.
Said this on Monday.
The heat at our office has been out since last Thursday and won’t be fixed until tomorrow.
Found out this morning that one of our employees died yesterday.
The heat at our office has been out since last Thursday and won’t be fixed until tomorrow.
Found out this morning that one of our employees died yesterday.
It starts with this and ends with Halloween so the week HAS to get better at least
October 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Said this on Monday.
The heat at our office has been out since last Thursday and won’t be fixed until tomorrow.
Found out this morning that one of our employees died yesterday.
The heat at our office has been out since last Thursday and won’t be fixed until tomorrow.
Found out this morning that one of our employees died yesterday.
Went to leave for work. Car battery dead. Key got stuck in the ignition. Coworker is coming to pick me up. Called my dad who suggested getting the jump box out of my trunk to charge it. Key fob doesn’t work. Key is in ignition. Then I realized I locked the car with the key inside.
Happy Monday
Happy Monday
October 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Went to leave for work. Car battery dead. Key got stuck in the ignition. Coworker is coming to pick me up. Called my dad who suggested getting the jump box out of my trunk to charge it. Key fob doesn’t work. Key is in ignition. Then I realized I locked the car with the key inside.
Happy Monday
Happy Monday
Fifteen years ago my youth pastor was downsizing his music collection and was like “Elisabeth I think you’d like Mae” and gave me a copy of The Everglow and here I am still listening to that album
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Fifteen years ago my youth pastor was downsizing his music collection and was like “Elisabeth I think you’d like Mae” and gave me a copy of The Everglow and here I am still listening to that album
My sister is coming up for a visit and her bathroom flooded three different times just this morning.
October 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My sister is coming up for a visit and her bathroom flooded three different times just this morning.
My coworkers and I are going to the zoo this weekend and we found out they sell alcohol there so we’re gonna get day drunk and look at some penguins
October 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My coworkers and I are going to the zoo this weekend and we found out they sell alcohol there so we’re gonna get day drunk and look at some penguins