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I pronounce the "p" in pumpkin. And in raspberry. CIS/Mediocrist/Dreamer/He/Him/Mister/Professor/Aspie 🫥
My ex-wife used to get paid to portray Mrs. Claus with her second husband portraying Santa. It’s a little weird for me to think of myself as Mrs. Santa Claus’s estranged ex-husband.
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My ex-wife used to get paid to portray Mrs. Claus with her second husband portraying Santa. It’s a little weird for me to think of myself as Mrs. Santa Claus’s estranged ex-husband.
Stephen Miller’s early works weren’t so bad, you know.
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Stephen Miller’s early works weren’t so bad, you know.
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Post Someone who looks good in white.
September 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Post Someone who looks good in white.
“You can’t put the shit back in the horse.” -Walt Disney
September 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“You can’t put the shit back in the horse.” -Walt Disney
I’m not sure how much of a Star Trek fan I am, but there are signs.
#StarTrek #CreationEntertainment #STORL #StarTrekOrlando
#StarTrek #CreationEntertainment #STORL #StarTrekOrlando
August 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m not sure how much of a Star Trek fan I am, but there are signs.
#StarTrek #CreationEntertainment #STORL #StarTrekOrlando
#StarTrek #CreationEntertainment #STORL #StarTrekOrlando
“Back To School” (1986) is an “Iron Man” prequel.
August 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“Back To School” (1986) is an “Iron Man” prequel.
Too cloudy on the Atlantic tonight to see the full moon rise.
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
August 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Too cloudy on the Atlantic tonight to see the full moon rise.
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
Firing the person that gives you a critical economic warning is the economic equivalent to putting black tape over your low oil pressure warning light.
August 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Firing the person that gives you a critical economic warning is the economic equivalent to putting black tape over your low oil pressure warning light.
From 2017, but seems relevant now.
July 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
From 2017, but seems relevant now.
Me being me.
July 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Me being me.
The conspiracy theory that no one seems to be talking about is that either the Twilight Zone series exists in Star Trek canon, or Anthony Fremont is Q.
#StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek
#StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek
July 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The conspiracy theory that no one seems to be talking about is that either the Twilight Zone series exists in Star Trek canon, or Anthony Fremont is Q.
#StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek
#StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek
Threat to Humanity
July 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Threat to Humanity
Preparing to face off against the Spanish at Fort Mose on Saturday.
#FortMose #reenactment #BritishOfficer
#FortMose #reenactment #BritishOfficer
June 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Preparing to face off against the Spanish at Fort Mose on Saturday.
#FortMose #reenactment #BritishOfficer
#FortMose #reenactment #BritishOfficer
I friend and I were discussing this casting possibility yesterday.
#StrangeNewWorlds #AlanTudyk #CaptainDecker
#StrangeNewWorlds #AlanTudyk #CaptainDecker
June 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I friend and I were discussing this casting possibility yesterday.
#StrangeNewWorlds #AlanTudyk #CaptainDecker
#StrangeNewWorlds #AlanTudyk #CaptainDecker
The sequel Kubrick never gave us.
June 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The sequel Kubrick never gave us.
It helps if you once shared an office with one of the authors.
May 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It helps if you once shared an office with one of the authors.
May 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
May 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
May 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
“Hey… this ice cream tastes like regret!”
April 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“Hey… this ice cream tastes like regret!”
