Foremost Authority 🫥
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I pronounce the "p" in pumpkin. And in raspberry. CIS/Mediocrist/Dreamer/He/Him/Mister/Professor/Aspie 🫥
My ex-wife used to get paid to portray Mrs. Claus with her second husband portraying Santa. It’s a little weird for me to think of myself as Mrs. Santa Claus’s estranged ex-husband.
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My ex-wife used to get paid to portray Mrs. Claus with her second husband portraying Santa. It’s a little weird for me to think of myself as Mrs. Santa Claus’s estranged ex-husband.
Stephen Miller’s early works weren’t so bad, you know.
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Stephen Miller’s early works weren’t so bad, you know.
Hegseth is upset that the kid’s merit badges are displayed backwards.
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. Military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formally known as the Boy Scouts
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hegseth is upset that the kid’s merit badges are displayed backwards.
Adding late-stage fuel to the whole GIF pronunciation controversy, but how do you pronounce “giblets”?
October 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Adding late-stage fuel to the whole GIF pronunciation controversy, but how do you pronounce “giblets”?
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Post Someone who looks good in white.
September 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Post Someone who looks good in white.
Autism Announcement: Let me tell you about Star Trek.
Autism Announcement: I have to squeeze my wrist when I go into a big box store.
Autism announcement: I just ripped the tag out of a T-shirt.
September 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Autism Announcement: Let me tell you about Star Trek.
“You can’t put the shit back in the horse.” -Walt Disney
September 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“You can’t put the shit back in the horse.” -Walt Disney
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No particular reason
September 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
No particular reason
People seem surprised by how unfair Disney is today. Over my 37-year career with the Mouse, I’ve been betrayed in disgusting ways multiple times until I finally got out. Ask anyone outside of Disney who has lived through it & they will tell you the same thing.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
#Kimmel
Sorry to burst your bubble.
#Kimmel
September 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
People seem surprised by how unfair Disney is today. Over my 37-year career with the Mouse, I’ve been betrayed in disgusting ways multiple times until I finally got out. Ask anyone outside of Disney who has lived through it & they will tell you the same thing.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
#Kimmel
Sorry to burst your bubble.
#Kimmel
I think Kash has a better shot at Sto-vo-kor than Valhalla, which is to say, none at all.
September 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I think Kash has a better shot at Sto-vo-kor than Valhalla, which is to say, none at all.
Today I learned what a groyper is, and “Sokath, his eyes open”.
It makes a great deal of sense, and the Left has nothing to do with it.
#groyper #CurrentEvents #utah
It makes a great deal of sense, and the Left has nothing to do with it.
#groyper #CurrentEvents #utah
September 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Today I learned what a groyper is, and “Sokath, his eyes open”.
It makes a great deal of sense, and the Left has nothing to do with it.
#groyper #CurrentEvents #utah
It makes a great deal of sense, and the Left has nothing to do with it.
#groyper #CurrentEvents #utah
Who has the most to gain from current circumstances?
*Hint: it isn’t the people they are blaming.
*Hint: it isn’t the people they are blaming.
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Who has the most to gain from current circumstances?
*Hint: it isn’t the people they are blaming.
*Hint: it isn’t the people they are blaming.
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“... I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.”
Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“... I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.”
Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk
I’m not sure how much of a Star Trek fan I am, but there are signs.
#StarTrek #CreationEntertainment #STORL #StarTrekOrlando
#StarTrek #CreationEntertainment #STORL #StarTrekOrlando
August 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m not sure how much of a Star Trek fan I am, but there are signs.
#StarTrek #CreationEntertainment #STORL #StarTrekOrlando
#StarTrek #CreationEntertainment #STORL #StarTrekOrlando
I distinctly remember sitting in a Cracker Barrel in 2016, looking at all of the vintage displays, and thinking that when we need to restart civilization, this would be the first place I would go.
#crackerbarrel #postapocalyptic
#crackerbarrel #postapocalyptic
August 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I distinctly remember sitting in a Cracker Barrel in 2016, looking at all of the vintage displays, and thinking that when we need to restart civilization, this would be the first place I would go.
#crackerbarrel #postapocalyptic
#crackerbarrel #postapocalyptic
If it was Joe Biden’s and Kamala Harris’ fault that Haitians were “eating the pets” in Ohio, it sure as shit is Donald Trump’s fault that Wal*Mart has radioactive shrimp.
#radioactiveshrimp #eightysixfortyseven
#radioactiveshrimp #eightysixfortyseven
August 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If it was Joe Biden’s and Kamala Harris’ fault that Haitians were “eating the pets” in Ohio, it sure as shit is Donald Trump’s fault that Wal*Mart has radioactive shrimp.
#radioactiveshrimp #eightysixfortyseven
#radioactiveshrimp #eightysixfortyseven
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“Back To School” (1986) is an “Iron Man” prequel.
August 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“Back To School” (1986) is an “Iron Man” prequel.
Too cloudy on the Atlantic tonight to see the full moon rise.
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
August 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Too cloudy on the Atlantic tonight to see the full moon rise.
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
Firing the person that gives you a critical economic warning is the economic equivalent to putting black tape over your low oil pressure warning light.
August 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Firing the person that gives you a critical economic warning is the economic equivalent to putting black tape over your low oil pressure warning light.
From 2017, but seems relevant now.
July 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
From 2017, but seems relevant now.
