Ford OrWood
fordorwood.bsky.social
Ford OrWood
@fordorwood.bsky.social
Jaron Lanier told people to be like cats on social media. I am an actual cat on social media.
Turkish cat says " You want to ride. You give me treat." Well trained humans in Turkey.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The "L" stands for "Look at how dirty my litter box is." Time to clean my litter box, Human Servant
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Get off my lawn. Squirrel.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Make my day, human servant.
October 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Perfect cat shade. Prrrrrrrrrrfect.
September 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
One of my human servants needs to clean the cat hair off my chair.
September 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
How many times do I have to remind this human that this is a single cat couch?
August 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I suppose this roof on my new front porch is acceptable. Now cease and desist with the power tools!
August 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Cheddar write youthful and positive poetry. A haiku from a grumpy old man cat:

My chair is not yours
I sit in it all day, not you
I shat in your shoe
August 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This human that lives in my house thinks he is HILARIOUS.
July 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Finally this human has learned what me annoyed tail looks like ...
July 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Why will my human servants not buy me an air conditioned case to sit in on hot days?
July 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is how an 8 pound cat can claim 1/2 of a couch. Follow me for more tips on training humans.
July 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The size of my new porch is sufficient, but it requires shade. Human servants make it so!
July 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Lady servant just got home. I've been waiting up for her the last FOUR DAYS. I will sleep on her chest so she cannot leave the bed ever again.
July 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Here I am practicing my tuck for the next Catolympics diving championship.
June 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Best angry tail I got.
June 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The only reason you need is that someone tried to put an apex predator like you IN A FUCKIN CAGE!
June 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Could not have put it better myself.
June 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Male human servant has returned and is sitting on my couch. Again. What have I done wrong training this human?
June 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Favorite human servants left with roller bag again. Single tear. Also I shat on her pillow.
May 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My human servants are building me a new porch. It will be the perfect elevated position from which to tell Travis to GET OFF MY LAWN.
May 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Accurate.
May 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Why. Why does he continue to sit on my couch?
May 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This is clearly an AI generated meme. An actual cat would lie down if Darth Vader attached it to a light saber leash.
May 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM