Ford OrWood
@fordorwood.bsky.social
Jaron Lanier told people to be like cats on social media. I am an actual cat on social media.
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Ford OrWood
@fordorwood.bsky.social
· Jan 20
If your humans are anxious or depressed try sitting on their chest and make soothing noises. Then after an appropriate amount of time stick your asshole in their face to remind them who is in charge. Follow me for more tips on training your human servants.
Turkish cat says " You want to ride. You give me treat." Well trained humans in Turkey.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Turkish cat says " You want to ride. You give me treat." Well trained humans in Turkey.
The "L" stands for "Look at how dirty my litter box is." Time to clean my litter box, Human Servant
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The "L" stands for "Look at how dirty my litter box is." Time to clean my litter box, Human Servant
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Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day
Take life one day at a time.
Yesterday is gone, tomorrow isn’t promised, and we can’t control either.
Focus on today, it’s the only moment that truly belongs to you.
Take life one day at a time.
Yesterday is gone, tomorrow isn’t promised, and we can’t control either.
Focus on today, it’s the only moment that truly belongs to you.
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day
Take life one day at a time.
Yesterday is gone, tomorrow isn’t promised, and we can’t control either.
Focus on today, it’s the only moment that truly belongs to you.
Take life one day at a time.
Yesterday is gone, tomorrow isn’t promised, and we can’t control either.
Focus on today, it’s the only moment that truly belongs to you.
Get off my lawn. Squirrel.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Get off my lawn. Squirrel.
Make my day, human servant.
October 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Make my day, human servant.
Perfect cat shade. Prrrrrrrrrrfect.
September 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Perfect cat shade. Prrrrrrrrrrfect.
One of my human servants needs to clean the cat hair off my chair.
September 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
One of my human servants needs to clean the cat hair off my chair.
And that name is Sir Floofmonster Ripper of Mouse Souls. Remember it well human servants.
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
And that name is Sir Floofmonster Ripper of Mouse Souls. Remember it well human servants.
How many times do I have to remind this human that this is a single cat couch?
August 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
How many times do I have to remind this human that this is a single cat couch?
I suppose this roof on my new front porch is acceptable. Now cease and desist with the power tools!
August 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I suppose this roof on my new front porch is acceptable. Now cease and desist with the power tools!
Cheddar write youthful and positive poetry. A haiku from a grumpy old man cat:
My chair is not yours
I sit in it all day, not you
I shat in your shoe
My chair is not yours
I sit in it all day, not you
I shat in your shoe
August 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Cheddar write youthful and positive poetry. A haiku from a grumpy old man cat:
My chair is not yours
I sit in it all day, not you
I shat in your shoe
My chair is not yours
I sit in it all day, not you
I shat in your shoe
This is some expert level human training. Flip of the tail to you @mrmilothechonk.
If you need a laugh. Happy Sunday! @mrmilothechonk
August 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This is some expert level human training. Flip of the tail to you @mrmilothechonk.
Sydney qui fait ses propres règles 😅 #chat #cat #challenge
YouTube video by Sydneychat
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August 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This human that lives in my house thinks he is HILARIOUS.
July 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This human that lives in my house thinks he is HILARIOUS.
Finally this human has learned what me annoyed tail looks like ...
July 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Finally this human has learned what me annoyed tail looks like ...
Why will my human servants not buy me an air conditioned case to sit in on hot days?
July 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Why will my human servants not buy me an air conditioned case to sit in on hot days?
This is how an 8 pound cat can claim 1/2 of a couch. Follow me for more tips on training humans.
July 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is how an 8 pound cat can claim 1/2 of a couch. Follow me for more tips on training humans.
The size of my new porch is sufficient, but it requires shade. Human servants make it so!
July 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The size of my new porch is sufficient, but it requires shade. Human servants make it so!
Way to own getting stuck in the window comrade. Do not admit defeat.
July 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Way to own getting stuck in the window comrade. Do not admit defeat.
Don't fall asleep little cutie. That's when the cat pounces from above!
July 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Don't fall asleep little cutie. That's when the cat pounces from above!
Lady servant just got home. I've been waiting up for her the last FOUR DAYS. I will sleep on her chest so she cannot leave the bed ever again.
July 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Lady servant just got home. I've been waiting up for her the last FOUR DAYS. I will sleep on her chest so she cannot leave the bed ever again.
Here I am practicing my tuck for the next Catolympics diving championship.
June 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Here I am practicing my tuck for the next Catolympics diving championship.
Best angry tail I got.
June 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Best angry tail I got.
The only reason you need is that someone tried to put an apex predator like you IN A FUCKIN CAGE!
June 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The only reason you need is that someone tried to put an apex predator like you IN A FUCKIN CAGE!
Could not have put it better myself.
June 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Could not have put it better myself.