Fae Prince of Magpies
@forbiddenkyanite.bsky.social
AuDHD, NB. He/they, ish.
Mostly here to heckle my wife.
Rock nerd. Book nerd. Nerd nerd.
Climbs trees for fun & money.
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BIPOC lives matter. Trans lives matter. Disabled lives matter. Sex work is work.
Wear masks, please. Esp at protests & Pride.
🔞
Mostly here to heckle my wife.
Rock nerd. Book nerd. Nerd nerd.
Climbs trees for fun & money.
~~
BIPOC lives matter. Trans lives matter. Disabled lives matter. Sex work is work.
Wear masks, please. Esp at protests & Pride.
🔞
Learned a thing today
June 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Learned a thing today
Smooth.
Also I like that the BS notifications outed your original take here. Both versions are great.
Also I like that the BS notifications outed your original take here. Both versions are great.
June 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Smooth.
Also I like that the BS notifications outed your original take here. Both versions are great.
Also I like that the BS notifications outed your original take here. Both versions are great.
In that case, enjoy!
(Not all poems depicted are SFW. Turns out "cowboy themed" includes a lot of words like "rough" and "rope" and "blow" and "hard.")
((My favorite is "drink more water you natural bottom," and I have refused to remove it since creating it the first day these magnets went up.))
(Not all poems depicted are SFW. Turns out "cowboy themed" includes a lot of words like "rough" and "rope" and "blow" and "hard.")
((My favorite is "drink more water you natural bottom," and I have refused to remove it since creating it the first day these magnets went up.))
June 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
In that case, enjoy!
(Not all poems depicted are SFW. Turns out "cowboy themed" includes a lot of words like "rough" and "rope" and "blow" and "hard.")
((My favorite is "drink more water you natural bottom," and I have refused to remove it since creating it the first day these magnets went up.))
(Not all poems depicted are SFW. Turns out "cowboy themed" includes a lot of words like "rough" and "rope" and "blow" and "hard.")
((My favorite is "drink more water you natural bottom," and I have refused to remove it since creating it the first day these magnets went up.))
I literally just got my second dose 5 minutes ago, calm down CVS
![A text from a 6 digit number timestamped 4:44pm that reads:
"CVS Pharmacy: Hi [REDACTED], the Hepatitis B vaccine is a multidose series the CDC recommends to help protect your liver health. Schedule yours here: i.cvs.com/vq7tODq61"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rkc75ry3sdwl4vxgkpehbrqz/bafkreieycc4vlqfw3mvw2mbj4b4oowakbeq6o7e6pvg3r6wgdynnsunroq@jpeg)
May 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I literally just got my second dose 5 minutes ago, calm down CVS
@literaryalchemist.bsky.social Facebook just showed me this meme and I looked you up on here to inform you that I have never been so personally called out in my life
May 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
@literaryalchemist.bsky.social Facebook just showed me this meme and I looked you up on here to inform you that I have never been so personally called out in my life
Ana usually does really good alt text, but she's tired after finals all day. I'm commenting to add my contributions for alt text, since the photo contents are important to this post.
May 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Ana usually does really good alt text, but she's tired after finals all day. I'm commenting to add my contributions for alt text, since the photo contents are important to this post.
Lucien decided to watch Legally Blonde with us.
May 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Lucien decided to watch Legally Blonde with us.
Nick Cannon
Isaiah Washington
Don McLean
Billy Gilman
George Thorogood
Admittedly having to be generous with my definition of "a few feet" for two of these.
(So do we think we're all meeting fewer women because they have to be more careful with security, or?)
Isaiah Washington
Don McLean
Billy Gilman
George Thorogood
Admittedly having to be generous with my definition of "a few feet" for two of these.
(So do we think we're all meeting fewer women because they have to be more careful with security, or?)
April 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Nick Cannon
Isaiah Washington
Don McLean
Billy Gilman
George Thorogood
Admittedly having to be generous with my definition of "a few feet" for two of these.
(So do we think we're all meeting fewer women because they have to be more careful with security, or?)
Isaiah Washington
Don McLean
Billy Gilman
George Thorogood
Admittedly having to be generous with my definition of "a few feet" for two of these.
(So do we think we're all meeting fewer women because they have to be more careful with security, or?)
I've confirmed that I'm allowed to share this news publicly, so:
My paper was accepted for publication! This is not only my first academic publication, but my first publication under my preferred name.
Most of my friends know by now, but I still want to yell about it online a little. I'm excited!
My paper was accepted for publication! This is not only my first academic publication, but my first publication under my preferred name.
Most of my friends know by now, but I still want to yell about it online a little. I'm excited!
April 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I've confirmed that I'm allowed to share this news publicly, so:
My paper was accepted for publication! This is not only my first academic publication, but my first publication under my preferred name.
Most of my friends know by now, but I still want to yell about it online a little. I'm excited!
My paper was accepted for publication! This is not only my first academic publication, but my first publication under my preferred name.
Most of my friends know by now, but I still want to yell about it online a little. I'm excited!
Not being on this planet for 90 minutes was pretty good. 14/10, absolutely recommend as therapy rn.
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Not being on this planet for 90 minutes was pretty good. 14/10, absolutely recommend as therapy rn.
The emotion zone
April 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The emotion zone
Look at that face though
March 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Look at that face though
I'm hungry 🙃
March 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm hungry 🙃
Hiding this here, the recipe for what instigated this as sent to @anaisl.bsky.social
March 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hiding this here, the recipe for what instigated this as sent to @anaisl.bsky.social
A good way to find out what local businesses to avoid. Or, importantly, where not to go for safety while traveling.
It won't catch all of them, since not all will make it easy for us by signing up here. But I already found out that one place I've used is a no go:
www.publicsquare.com/marketplace
It won't catch all of them, since not all will make it easy for us by signing up here. But I already found out that one place I've used is a no go:
www.publicsquare.com/marketplace
March 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A good way to find out what local businesses to avoid. Or, importantly, where not to go for safety while traveling.
It won't catch all of them, since not all will make it easy for us by signing up here. But I already found out that one place I've used is a no go:
www.publicsquare.com/marketplace
It won't catch all of them, since not all will make it easy for us by signing up here. But I already found out that one place I've used is a no go:
www.publicsquare.com/marketplace
Normal conversations with my sister
March 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Normal conversations with my sister
Learned about @trreadathon.bsky.social, got ridiculously excited, decided to use it as an excuse to raid my own bookshelf and catch up on some TBRs.
....I definitely need to add some fiction to this mix. Throw me some reccs!
....I definitely need to add some fiction to this mix. Throw me some reccs!
March 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Learned about @trreadathon.bsky.social, got ridiculously excited, decided to use it as an excuse to raid my own bookshelf and catch up on some TBRs.
....I definitely need to add some fiction to this mix. Throw me some reccs!
....I definitely need to add some fiction to this mix. Throw me some reccs!
Thought maybe I'd look up young Carl. This does not make it better.
March 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Thought maybe I'd look up young Carl. This does not make it better.
Going to a Disney themed birthday party this weekend. Tried to pick an unexpected costume. Accidentally chose the most transmasc coded character Disney has to offer.
March 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Going to a Disney themed birthday party this weekend. Tried to pick an unexpected costume. Accidentally chose the most transmasc coded character Disney has to offer.
Best notifications ever
March 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Best notifications ever
Are you kidding me?!?!
March 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Are you kidding me?!?!
Oh yes, thank you autocorrect, that's definitely the word I wanted. Webinar was clearly a mistake.
![A screenshot of a text interaction.
The text I received reads "Hi! Thanks for following up, I totally forgot to respond. [Laugh emoji] I think 12-1pm start would be a good middle ground for me!"
In the textbox, my partially written response reads "Sounds good! I'm going to be on a weiner 12-1pm on Wed."
There is a line underneath weiner indicating that spellcheck has changed it from whatever was originally typed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rkc75ry3sdwl4vxgkpehbrqz/bafkreiaym7lstjjoc4zssuf4l7k7hemmdfidheneepnbxcewj5pknp53fy@jpeg)
February 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Oh yes, thank you autocorrect, that's definitely the word I wanted. Webinar was clearly a mistake.
I did attempt to find a babellum. Instead I found this. I may never recover.
February 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I did attempt to find a babellum. Instead I found this. I may never recover.
Y'all, this is my view rn. That's my stomach and knees those blankets are covering. They fell asleep like this. I cannot leave.
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Y'all, this is my view rn. That's my stomach and knees those blankets are covering. They fell asleep like this. I cannot leave.
Fairly certain I'm preaching to the choir, but in case you needed an example of how dangerous Google's generative AI can be, it just tried to tell me that Topomax and Flexiril have no major interactions and are typically safe to be taken close together.
February 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Fairly certain I'm preaching to the choir, but in case you needed an example of how dangerous Google's generative AI can be, it just tried to tell me that Topomax and Flexiril have no major interactions and are typically safe to be taken close together.