I stand guard
To protect my mum
From bicycles, baby carriages, scooters
And my number one enemy
The 39 bus
To protect my mum
From bicycles, baby carriages, scooters
And my number one enemy
The 39 bus
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I stand guard
To protect my mum
From bicycles, baby carriages, scooters
And my number one enemy
The 39 bus
To protect my mum
From bicycles, baby carriages, scooters
And my number one enemy
The 39 bus
The secret to my shine
Is that I pay
not a single bill
My mum works for me
My only job is to chill
#poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #iggy #poem #pup #littledog
Is that I pay
not a single bill
My mum works for me
My only job is to chill
#poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #iggy #poem #pup #littledog
June 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The secret to my shine
Is that I pay
not a single bill
My mum works for me
My only job is to chill
#poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #iggy #poem #pup #littledog
Is that I pay
not a single bill
My mum works for me
My only job is to chill
#poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #iggy #poem #pup #littledog
I know it's your spot
I was just keeping it warm
I like that it smells like you:
your clothes,
your perfume,
and your farts.
#puppy #poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound #poem
I was just keeping it warm
I like that it smells like you:
your clothes,
your perfume,
and your farts.
#puppy #poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound #poem
May 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I know it's your spot
I was just keeping it warm
I like that it smells like you:
your clothes,
your perfume,
and your farts.
#puppy #poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound #poem
I was just keeping it warm
I like that it smells like you:
your clothes,
your perfume,
and your farts.
#puppy #poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound #poem
Every day mama leaves me alone
For a couple hours
And for what,
Some little diploma?
It's fine
I'll wait alone
And fall into my
daily doggy depression coma
#puppy #poetry #poem #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound
For a couple hours
And for what,
Some little diploma?
It's fine
I'll wait alone
And fall into my
daily doggy depression coma
#puppy #poetry #poem #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound
April 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Every day mama leaves me alone
For a couple hours
And for what,
Some little diploma?
It's fine
I'll wait alone
And fall into my
daily doggy depression coma
#puppy #poetry #poem #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound
For a couple hours
And for what,
Some little diploma?
It's fine
I'll wait alone
And fall into my
daily doggy depression coma
#puppy #poetry #poem #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound
Mommy can take off her fur!
She has a dresser full of different ones
And every day she wears the one she prefers.
They are always a comfy place
For me to lay my face
Whether she wears them on her body
Or she just lays them out to put on later
when she finishes her studies.
#poetry #puppy #iggy
She has a dresser full of different ones
And every day she wears the one she prefers.
They are always a comfy place
For me to lay my face
Whether she wears them on her body
Or she just lays them out to put on later
when she finishes her studies.
#poetry #puppy #iggy
April 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sometimes the temperature is right
Sometimes it is wrong
Sometimes it is a combination
So I leave my foot out
While I cover the rest of myself up
#italiangreyhound #puppy #poetry
Sometimes it is wrong
Sometimes it is a combination
So I leave my foot out
While I cover the rest of myself up
#italiangreyhound #puppy #poetry
April 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sometimes the temperature is right
Sometimes it is wrong
Sometimes it is a combination
So I leave my foot out
While I cover the rest of myself up
#italiangreyhound #puppy #poetry
Sometimes it is wrong
Sometimes it is a combination
So I leave my foot out
While I cover the rest of myself up
#italiangreyhound #puppy #poetry
Protecting my family
I'm a one pup neighborhood watch
If anyone tries to mess with us
I will get their ass!
#iggy #italiangreyhound #plants #dog #puppy #poetry #writing #pups #sighthound
I'm a one pup neighborhood watch
If anyone tries to mess with us
I will get their ass!
#iggy #italiangreyhound #plants #dog #puppy #poetry #writing #pups #sighthound
April 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Protecting my family
I'm a one pup neighborhood watch
If anyone tries to mess with us
I will get their ass!
#iggy #italiangreyhound #plants #dog #puppy #poetry #writing #pups #sighthound
I'm a one pup neighborhood watch
If anyone tries to mess with us
I will get their ass!
#iggy #italiangreyhound #plants #dog #puppy #poetry #writing #pups #sighthound
What's that on the table?
Looks interesting
I'm just curious
Not begging
But
It would be such a shame
If you accidentally
dropped
Just one little piece
I know I have kibble
But come on,
All I ask for:
Just one little nibble
#dogs #poetry #italiangreyhound #iggy #puppy #cute #writing
Looks interesting
I'm just curious
Not begging
But
It would be such a shame
If you accidentally
dropped
Just one little piece
I know I have kibble
But come on,
All I ask for:
Just one little nibble
#dogs #poetry #italiangreyhound #iggy #puppy #cute #writing
April 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I can't believe it
That isn't a new dog bed
It is a SUITCASE
Full of your stuff
Are you leaving me?
Do you not love me enough?
That isn't a new dog bed
It is a SUITCASE
Full of your stuff
Are you leaving me?
Do you not love me enough?
April 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I can't believe it
That isn't a new dog bed
It is a SUITCASE
Full of your stuff
Are you leaving me?
Do you not love me enough?
That isn't a new dog bed
It is a SUITCASE
Full of your stuff
Are you leaving me?
Do you not love me enough?
Springtime sunshine
All for me!
What will I do today?
Bask and rest
And lick my bowl clean
All for me!
What will I do today?
Bask and rest
And lick my bowl clean
April 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Springtime sunshine
All for me!
What will I do today?
Bask and rest
And lick my bowl clean
All for me!
What will I do today?
Bask and rest
And lick my bowl clean
If I make it so that you can't move about
The fake plastic mouse that stresses you out
Maybe you can turn your attention to me
And give me a boop
On my own little snout
The fake plastic mouse that stresses you out
Maybe you can turn your attention to me
And give me a boop
On my own little snout
April 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If I make it so that you can't move about
The fake plastic mouse that stresses you out
Maybe you can turn your attention to me
And give me a boop
On my own little snout
The fake plastic mouse that stresses you out
Maybe you can turn your attention to me
And give me a boop
On my own little snout
Here I am!! My name is Penelope
April 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Here I am!! My name is Penelope
Me and my mummy
We are art!
We are art!
April 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Me and my mummy
We are art!
We are art!
Why do some of my pup peers
Wake up their mummies early in the morning?
No hate
But I absolutely cannot relate.
Wake up their mummies early in the morning?
No hate
But I absolutely cannot relate.
April 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Why do some of my pup peers
Wake up their mummies early in the morning?
No hate
But I absolutely cannot relate.
Wake up their mummies early in the morning?
No hate
But I absolutely cannot relate.
Millennial final boss: dog wearing a newborn onesie
April 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Millennial final boss: dog wearing a newborn onesie
I'm afraid I just blue myself
March 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I'm afraid I just blue myself
yeah she's Italian alright (loves tanning)
January 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
yeah she's Italian alright (loves tanning)
Penelope loves the sunshine
December 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Penelope loves the sunshine
December 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
December 5, 2024 at 6:39 PM
December 4, 2024 at 2:54 PM