I stand guard
To protect my mum
From bicycles, baby carriages, scooters
And my number one enemy
The 39 bus
To protect my mum
From bicycles, baby carriages, scooters
And my number one enemy
The 39 bus
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I stand guard
To protect my mum
From bicycles, baby carriages, scooters
And my number one enemy
The 39 bus
To protect my mum
From bicycles, baby carriages, scooters
And my number one enemy
The 39 bus
The secret to my shine
Is that I pay
not a single bill
My mum works for me
My only job is to chill
#poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #iggy #poem #pup #littledog
Is that I pay
not a single bill
My mum works for me
My only job is to chill
#poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #iggy #poem #pup #littledog
June 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The secret to my shine
Is that I pay
not a single bill
My mum works for me
My only job is to chill
#poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #iggy #poem #pup #littledog
Is that I pay
not a single bill
My mum works for me
My only job is to chill
#poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #iggy #poem #pup #littledog
Reposted by The Poetry Pup
I know it's your spot
I was just keeping it warm
I like that it smells like you:
your clothes,
your perfume,
and your farts.
#puppy #poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound #poem
I was just keeping it warm
I like that it smells like you:
your clothes,
your perfume,
and your farts.
#puppy #poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound #poem
May 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I know it's your spot
I was just keeping it warm
I like that it smells like you:
your clothes,
your perfume,
and your farts.
#puppy #poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound #poem
I was just keeping it warm
I like that it smells like you:
your clothes,
your perfume,
and your farts.
#puppy #poetry #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound #poem
Every day mama leaves me alone
For a couple hours
And for what,
Some little diploma?
It's fine
I'll wait alone
And fall into my
daily doggy depression coma
#puppy #poetry #poem #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound
For a couple hours
And for what,
Some little diploma?
It's fine
I'll wait alone
And fall into my
daily doggy depression coma
#puppy #poetry #poem #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound
April 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Every day mama leaves me alone
For a couple hours
And for what,
Some little diploma?
It's fine
I'll wait alone
And fall into my
daily doggy depression coma
#puppy #poetry #poem #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound
For a couple hours
And for what,
Some little diploma?
It's fine
I'll wait alone
And fall into my
daily doggy depression coma
#puppy #poetry #poem #dog #italiangreyhound #sighthound
Mommy can take off her fur!
She has a dresser full of different ones
And every day she wears the one she prefers.
They are always a comfy place
For me to lay my face
Whether she wears them on her body
Or she just lays them out to put on later
when she finishes her studies.
#poetry #puppy #iggy
She has a dresser full of different ones
And every day she wears the one she prefers.
They are always a comfy place
For me to lay my face
Whether she wears them on her body
Or she just lays them out to put on later
when she finishes her studies.
#poetry #puppy #iggy
April 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sometimes the temperature is right
Sometimes it is wrong
Sometimes it is a combination
So I leave my foot out
While I cover the rest of myself up
#italiangreyhound #puppy #poetry
Sometimes it is wrong
Sometimes it is a combination
So I leave my foot out
While I cover the rest of myself up
#italiangreyhound #puppy #poetry
April 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sometimes the temperature is right
Sometimes it is wrong
Sometimes it is a combination
So I leave my foot out
While I cover the rest of myself up
#italiangreyhound #puppy #poetry
Sometimes it is wrong
Sometimes it is a combination
So I leave my foot out
While I cover the rest of myself up
#italiangreyhound #puppy #poetry
Protecting my family
I'm a one pup neighborhood watch
If anyone tries to mess with us
I will get their ass!
#iggy #italiangreyhound #plants #dog #puppy #poetry #writing #pups #sighthound
I'm a one pup neighborhood watch
If anyone tries to mess with us
I will get their ass!
#iggy #italiangreyhound #plants #dog #puppy #poetry #writing #pups #sighthound
April 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Protecting my family
I'm a one pup neighborhood watch
If anyone tries to mess with us
I will get their ass!
#iggy #italiangreyhound #plants #dog #puppy #poetry #writing #pups #sighthound
I'm a one pup neighborhood watch
If anyone tries to mess with us
I will get their ass!
#iggy #italiangreyhound #plants #dog #puppy #poetry #writing #pups #sighthound
What's that on the table?
Looks interesting
I'm just curious
Not begging
But
It would be such a shame
If you accidentally
dropped
Just one little piece
I know I have kibble
But come on,
All I ask for:
Just one little nibble
#dogs #poetry #italiangreyhound #iggy #puppy #cute #writing
Looks interesting
I'm just curious
Not begging
But
It would be such a shame
If you accidentally
dropped
Just one little piece
I know I have kibble
But come on,
All I ask for:
Just one little nibble
#dogs #poetry #italiangreyhound #iggy #puppy #cute #writing
April 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I can't believe it
That isn't a new dog bed
It is a SUITCASE
Full of your stuff
Are you leaving me?
Do you not love me enough?
That isn't a new dog bed
It is a SUITCASE
Full of your stuff
Are you leaving me?
Do you not love me enough?
April 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I can't believe it
That isn't a new dog bed
It is a SUITCASE
Full of your stuff
Are you leaving me?
Do you not love me enough?
That isn't a new dog bed
It is a SUITCASE
Full of your stuff
Are you leaving me?
Do you not love me enough?
Springtime sunshine
All for me!
What will I do today?
Bask and rest
And lick my bowl clean
All for me!
What will I do today?
Bask and rest
And lick my bowl clean
April 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Springtime sunshine
All for me!
What will I do today?
Bask and rest
And lick my bowl clean
All for me!
What will I do today?
Bask and rest
And lick my bowl clean
So this is like in Arrested Development when George Michael and Maeby were throwing away a banana for every dollar stolen, except this time they're also throwing away the dollar they stole.
Just kidding, this is more like when they set fire to the banana stand.
Just kidding, this is more like when they set fire to the banana stand.
April 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
So this is like in Arrested Development when George Michael and Maeby were throwing away a banana for every dollar stolen, except this time they're also throwing away the dollar they stole.
Just kidding, this is more like when they set fire to the banana stand.
Just kidding, this is more like when they set fire to the banana stand.
If I make it so that you can't move about
The fake plastic mouse that stresses you out
Maybe you can turn your attention to me
And give me a boop
On my own little snout
The fake plastic mouse that stresses you out
Maybe you can turn your attention to me
And give me a boop
On my own little snout
April 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If I make it so that you can't move about
The fake plastic mouse that stresses you out
Maybe you can turn your attention to me
And give me a boop
On my own little snout
The fake plastic mouse that stresses you out
Maybe you can turn your attention to me
And give me a boop
On my own little snout
Happy or sad
Or tall or skinny
Chihuahua or beagle or pitbull or weenie
I know exactly who was here before me
By taking a sniff of this puddle of pee pee
Or tall or skinny
Chihuahua or beagle or pitbull or weenie
I know exactly who was here before me
By taking a sniff of this puddle of pee pee
April 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Happy or sad
Or tall or skinny
Chihuahua or beagle or pitbull or weenie
I know exactly who was here before me
By taking a sniff of this puddle of pee pee
Or tall or skinny
Chihuahua or beagle or pitbull or weenie
I know exactly who was here before me
By taking a sniff of this puddle of pee pee
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the two sons that should never sleep in the same room together.
ok so a spin off where the ratliffs, now broke, have to live in a model home and find themselves in wacky situations and the incest vibes with the youngest boy are still there…. #thewhitelotus
a man wearing glasses and a brown sweater says huzzah
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a brown sweater says huzzah
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the two sons that should never sleep in the same room together.
Me and my mummy
We are art!
We are art!
April 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Me and my mummy
We are art!
We are art!
Why do some of my pup peers
Wake up their mummies early in the morning?
No hate
But I absolutely cannot relate.
Wake up their mummies early in the morning?
No hate
But I absolutely cannot relate.
April 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Why do some of my pup peers
Wake up their mummies early in the morning?
No hate
But I absolutely cannot relate.
Wake up their mummies early in the morning?
No hate
But I absolutely cannot relate.
I am cold and wet mum
Why do I have to go to the bathroom outside in the rain
when we have a perfectly good rug
At home
Why do I have to go to the bathroom outside in the rain
when we have a perfectly good rug
At home
April 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I am cold and wet mum
Why do I have to go to the bathroom outside in the rain
when we have a perfectly good rug
At home
Why do I have to go to the bathroom outside in the rain
when we have a perfectly good rug
At home
The sun has once again made
A little spot just for me
Warm light shining through my window
I turn toward it
full of glee
Exactly one square foot
For my little body to stay put
And spend another afternoon
In a calid glow of radiant sleep
A little spot just for me
Warm light shining through my window
I turn toward it
full of glee
Exactly one square foot
For my little body to stay put
And spend another afternoon
In a calid glow of radiant sleep
April 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The sun has once again made
A little spot just for me
Warm light shining through my window
I turn toward it
full of glee
Exactly one square foot
For my little body to stay put
And spend another afternoon
In a calid glow of radiant sleep
A little spot just for me
Warm light shining through my window
I turn toward it
full of glee
Exactly one square foot
For my little body to stay put
And spend another afternoon
In a calid glow of radiant sleep
What are you cutting
up there on your butcher block?
It smells really good
As you slide your knife on the cutting board wood
Oops!
You dropped a piece
Don't worry
I will clean it up.
up there on your butcher block?
It smells really good
As you slide your knife on the cutting board wood
Oops!
You dropped a piece
Don't worry
I will clean it up.
April 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
What are you cutting
up there on your butcher block?
It smells really good
As you slide your knife on the cutting board wood
Oops!
You dropped a piece
Don't worry
I will clean it up.
up there on your butcher block?
It smells really good
As you slide your knife on the cutting board wood
Oops!
You dropped a piece
Don't worry
I will clean it up.
Hello and welcome to my home!
I proclaim loudly
Yet my owner apologizes to his guests
Because I, his loyal companion, am allegedly "too barky"
I proclaim loudly
Yet my owner apologizes to his guests
Because I, his loyal companion, am allegedly "too barky"
April 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hello and welcome to my home!
I proclaim loudly
Yet my owner apologizes to his guests
Because I, his loyal companion, am allegedly "too barky"
I proclaim loudly
Yet my owner apologizes to his guests
Because I, his loyal companion, am allegedly "too barky"
Millennial final boss: dog wearing a newborn onesie
April 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Millennial final boss: dog wearing a newborn onesie