Fonzy Scheme
@fonzyscheme.bsky.social
Politics, humor, parody
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Pardoning your co-conspirators to own the libs!
Most of their charges are state charges, so this doesn’t actually help them. It’s gross, but it doesn’t really move the needle.
Most of their charges are state charges, so this doesn’t actually help them. It’s gross, but it doesn’t really move the needle.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Pardoning your co-conspirators to own the libs!
Most of their charges are state charges, so this doesn’t actually help them. It’s gross, but it doesn’t really move the needle.
Most of their charges are state charges, so this doesn’t actually help them. It’s gross, but it doesn’t really move the needle.
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1) Time for some JoJoFromJerz...
"...Because when it comes to folding, this party isn’t just consistent, it's competitive. Olympic-level, gold-medal, multi-decade, humble-servant-to-the-oppressor professionals. It
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
"...Because when it comes to folding, this party isn’t just consistent, it's competitive. Olympic-level, gold-medal, multi-decade, humble-servant-to-the-oppressor professionals. It
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
They Had One Fucking Job
Democrats Seal Deal on Verbal ‘No Take-Backsies’ and a Mutual Go-Fuck-Yourself
open.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
1) Time for some JoJoFromJerz...
"...Because when it comes to folding, this party isn’t just consistent, it's competitive. Olympic-level, gold-medal, multi-decade, humble-servant-to-the-oppressor professionals. It
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
"...Because when it comes to folding, this party isn’t just consistent, it's competitive. Olympic-level, gold-medal, multi-decade, humble-servant-to-the-oppressor professionals. It
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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Thou Shalt Never Again Complain About Egg Prices If You Voted For The Guy Who Canceled Food.
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Thou Shalt Never Again Complain About Egg Prices If You Voted For The Guy Who Canceled Food.
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Starter Packs are an awesome feature.
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SmitheeBOOST IV
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Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
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SmitheeBOOST II
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SmitheeBOOST III
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SmitheeBOOST IV
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Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
September 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Starter Packs are an awesome feature.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
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Starter Packs are an awesome feature.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
August 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Starter Packs are an awesome feature.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
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Starter Packs are an awesome feature.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
August 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Starter Packs are an awesome feature.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
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Starter Packs are an awesome feature.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
August 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Starter Packs are an awesome feature.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
SmitheeBOOST I
go.bsky.app/LFjKZeK
SmitheeBOOST II
go.bsky.app/CwfNoir
SmitheeBOOST III
go.bsky.app/L6tCd9c
SmitheeBOOST IV
go.bsky.app/2xcopaU
Rerun the packs as I'm always making changes.
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Hey look.
Communism.
Communism.
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hey look.
Communism.
Communism.
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Breaking: Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia Governor race, flipping the seat from red to blue.
(Source: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social)
(Source: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social)
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Breaking: Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia Governor race, flipping the seat from red to blue.
(Source: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social)
(Source: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social)
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"I was working as an FBI informant this whole time, to take down the Empire from the inside. I never went to Palpatine's island!"
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"I was working as an FBI informant this whole time, to take down the Empire from the inside. I never went to Palpatine's island!"
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"Palpatine's Island" 🤣🤣🤣
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Palpatine's Island" 🤣🤣🤣
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Let's blow this thing and go home!
a black and white photo of a dark tunnel with a pink devil 's horns in the foreground .
ALT: a black and white photo of a dark tunnel with a pink devil 's horns in the foreground .
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Let's blow this thing and go home!
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That’s no moon.
That’s the Epstein ballroom.
That’s the Epstein ballroom.
October 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
That’s no moon.
That’s the Epstein ballroom.
That’s the Epstein ballroom.
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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Elon Musk, the world’s richest person, spent the end of Tesla’s earnings call pleading with investors to ratify his upcoming $1 trillion pay package and blasting the shareholder advisory firms that have come out against the plan. bloom.bg/42SlqW8
📷: Andrew Harnik/Getty Images
📷: Andrew Harnik/Getty Images
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Elon Musk, the world’s richest person, spent the end of Tesla’s earnings call pleading with investors to ratify his upcoming $1 trillion pay package and blasting the shareholder advisory firms that have come out against the plan. bloom.bg/42SlqW8
📷: Andrew Harnik/Getty Images
📷: Andrew Harnik/Getty Images
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A ceasefire is not "under threat" when Israel is firing.
It's broken. They have broken it.
The problem with negotiating a ceasefire with Israel is that Israel never CEASES FUCKING FIRING.
It's broken. They have broken it.
The problem with negotiating a ceasefire with Israel is that Israel never CEASES FUCKING FIRING.
BREAKING: The Israeli military says it has begun a wave of air attacks on southern Gaza as the precarious ceasefire comes under threat.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7g8svh
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7g8svh
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A ceasefire is not "under threat" when Israel is firing.
It's broken. They have broken it.
The problem with negotiating a ceasefire with Israel is that Israel never CEASES FUCKING FIRING.
It's broken. They have broken it.
The problem with negotiating a ceasefire with Israel is that Israel never CEASES FUCKING FIRING.
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I keep seeing ads for Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner on 60 Minutes tonight to discuss the "peace deal." Wonder if they'll update it with the news today that the ceasefire has been broken? "We taped this interview before the entire deal fell apart, but here it is anyhow..."
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I keep seeing ads for Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner on 60 Minutes tonight to discuss the "peace deal." Wonder if they'll update it with the news today that the ceasefire has been broken? "We taped this interview before the entire deal fell apart, but here it is anyhow..."
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WaPo published this right before news spread of the ceasefire being broken. Truly impeccable timing.
October 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
WaPo published this right before news spread of the ceasefire being broken. Truly impeccable timing.