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on god my next car will have heated seats and a heated steering wheel
February 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
and another thing! it’s stupid when skincare influencers push on their cheek to show how hydrated their skin is or whatever. anyone’s skin would look like that with fresh moisturizer and a ring light. ok goodnight
January 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i watched a video of michael hobbes the other day and i felt like i was on love is blind like after they meet their fiancé for the first time and they can’t match the voice to the face
January 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i hate how i’m constantly being advertised to i am always catching myself looking at shit to buy and for what!! i have enough things i don’t need more things!! i want to throw my phone in a lake
January 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
i have a deeply complicated relationship with my body because who doesn’t but lately i’ve been really appreciating my buff gym legs and quads of absolute steel
January 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
today was an immediate get home take an edible and get horizontal as fast as possible kind of day
January 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
good morning to girls who look like this
January 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i don’t mind my new medication but it’s making me very sweaty 🥲 i don’t need help in that department already 🥲
January 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
egg yolk mixed with sriracha is gods gift to humanity
January 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
je deteste francais. or whatever
January 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i really need to use this app more than stupid fucking twitter
January 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i love television and watching television with my friends
January 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
having a normal one 👹
January 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i’m nervous that i can’t lock this account and complain openly about my job. if you see me slipping please let me know
November 21, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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while my guitar gently meeps
November 16, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 8:18 PM
this boy has never once touched the christmas tree ever in his whole life
November 18, 2024 at 8:35 PM
here’s my favourite christmas ornament he’s from 1994
November 18, 2024 at 3:19 AM
can’t wait to have another app to post on about shaving my head once per month and then never doing it
November 18, 2024 at 3:17 AM
well hello again
November 18, 2024 at 3:14 AM
can you lock your account on here or should i just not talk shit about work
September 29, 2023 at 5:46 PM
pumpkin spice greek yogurt. life is full of treasures
September 29, 2023 at 4:22 PM