So, he was 10 years old, and Twitter was -5 years old.

When you have to fabricate evidence, it makes me believe there is no evidence to be found.

New theory: @samreich.bsky.social is Kermit the Frog.

So it has come to this.

I got a new board game. It cost $200. The instruction manual is 60 pages long and doesn't start talking about gameplay until page 34. There is a supplemental download of corrections to the manual that is itself 4 pages long.

We live in a golden era.

I've seen like 3 episodes of TOS. They're fine, given the low production values and no real template to follow.

TOS Movies:
1: A nice tech demo
2. A great boat movie
3. Jesus, just film outside
4. That's what I'm talking about (My favorite of these)
5. This is weird
6. A great political thriller

I love when artists try to make nostalgia art for the 1980s and basically depict people like "What if GenZ was super into neon lighting?"

My brothers, sisters, & enby siblings: There was so much hairspray use in the 80s that we burned a hole in the ozone layer. Remember that when depicting people.

May I propose a cover up?

Don't mind me. Just getting a head start on next week's googling.

I google it every day and every day I am disappointed.

MacGyver's hockey hair walked so Ishara Yar's mullet could run.

In an alternate universe, the "Saw" movie got a more appropriate name.