Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress

Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

back here from Threads because that place is entirely too earnest. if i wanted to be serious I never would have logged on to the internet in the first place

This is it. This is the take.

All I'm getting from the Twin Flame documentary on Netflix is that no one in that cult is hot, which is one of the top three reasons to join a cult, if you ask me

i tiptoe near my medicine cabinet bc i don’t want to wake my sleeping pills

"But there are cracks in the foundation of our mass delusion, and I’m starting to wonder whether a laundry room will deliver on its promise of a better life or whether it’s time to wash and fold." Incredible writing 10/10 no notes nyra.nyc/articles/zil...

Look, writing (especially creative writing) isn't an engineering puzzle; outside of basic grammar, there's very little "if/then" about it. Everything's guidelines rather than rules. The idea you'll just down a checklist of things to do and then the writing will "work" is usually reductive and false.

it is i, a magazine editor who is going to have to learn what the fuck "sales enablement" means if i ever want any kind of professional mobility

Thinking about her (Cohen family kitchen from The OC)

I'm starting a crew who's in

Honestly I feel a lot better knowing that Dril is here