FlyAndCry Airlines ✈️😭
@flyandcry.bsky.social
Proudly the Worst Airlines in the World!
Where turbulence is the least of your concerns.
😈✈️🧳
https://flyandcry.com/ - click if you dare
Where turbulence is the least of your concerns.
😈✈️🧳
https://flyandcry.com/ - click if you dare
Important notice!
Passengers who accidentally receive two meal trays must eat both.
Sharing is forbidden.
Regret is included at no extra cost.
Passengers who accidentally receive two meal trays must eat both.
Sharing is forbidden.
Regret is included at no extra cost.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Important notice!
Passengers who accidentally receive two meal trays must eat both.
Sharing is forbidden.
Regret is included at no extra cost.
Passengers who accidentally receive two meal trays must eat both.
Sharing is forbidden.
Regret is included at no extra cost.
Exciting Update:
We've enhanced our entertainment magazines by adding "interactive" elements – random coffee stains that double as Rorschach tests.
Interpret your fears mid-flight for free!
We've enhanced our entertainment magazines by adding "interactive" elements – random coffee stains that double as Rorschach tests.
Interpret your fears mid-flight for free!
December 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Exciting Update:
We've enhanced our entertainment magazines by adding "interactive" elements – random coffee stains that double as Rorschach tests.
Interpret your fears mid-flight for free!
We've enhanced our entertainment magazines by adding "interactive" elements – random coffee stains that double as Rorschach tests.
Interpret your fears mid-flight for free!
Pro tip: include your seat number in the will.
It’s the most reliable tracking system we have.
It’s the most reliable tracking system we have.
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Pro tip: include your seat number in the will.
It’s the most reliable tracking system we have.
It’s the most reliable tracking system we have.
Due to frequent malfunctions of the onboard entertainment system, we’re introducing a new paid option:
📱 “Look at your neighbor’s phone™”
No screens. No movies.
Just raw access to someone else's private life.
💶 €6 for screen access
🎤 €9 with commentary from the flight attendant
📱 “Look at your neighbor’s phone™”
No screens. No movies.
Just raw access to someone else's private life.
💶 €6 for screen access
🎤 €9 with commentary from the flight attendant
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Due to frequent malfunctions of the onboard entertainment system, we’re introducing a new paid option:
📱 “Look at your neighbor’s phone™”
No screens. No movies.
Just raw access to someone else's private life.
💶 €6 for screen access
🎤 €9 with commentary from the flight attendant
📱 “Look at your neighbor’s phone™”
No screens. No movies.
Just raw access to someone else's private life.
💶 €6 for screen access
🎤 €9 with commentary from the flight attendant
FlyAndCry Airlines.
Now with complimentary hair loss.
No refunds.
Now with complimentary hair loss.
No refunds.
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
FlyAndCry Airlines.
Now with complimentary hair loss.
No refunds.
Now with complimentary hair loss.
No refunds.
Our pilots still dream. Mostly of quitting
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Our pilots still dream. Mostly of quitting
Meet Lisa-Marie McLaughlin - the woman who stood atop the tallest building in the world, Burj Khalifa (828m), in yet another Emirates strike in our ongoing airline war.
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Meet Lisa-Marie McLaughlin - the woman who stood atop the tallest building in the world, Burj Khalifa (828m), in yet another Emirates strike in our ongoing airline war.
🛩️ FlyAndCry Airlines presents: PremiumLap™
A seat? No. The pilot’s lap. For extroverts only.
👁️ Full view of the cockpit and his breakdown
🗣️ Heart-to-hearts at 30,000 ft
🎮 Every turn? Your call
💸 Just €499 + a psych eval
🔥 You can’t get closer to disaster.
A seat? No. The pilot’s lap. For extroverts only.
👁️ Full view of the cockpit and his breakdown
🗣️ Heart-to-hearts at 30,000 ft
🎮 Every turn? Your call
💸 Just €499 + a psych eval
🔥 You can’t get closer to disaster.
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
🛩️ FlyAndCry Airlines presents: PremiumLap™
A seat? No. The pilot’s lap. For extroverts only.
👁️ Full view of the cockpit and his breakdown
🗣️ Heart-to-hearts at 30,000 ft
🎮 Every turn? Your call
💸 Just €499 + a psych eval
🔥 You can’t get closer to disaster.
A seat? No. The pilot’s lap. For extroverts only.
👁️ Full view of the cockpit and his breakdown
🗣️ Heart-to-hearts at 30,000 ft
🎮 Every turn? Your call
💸 Just €499 + a psych eval
🔥 You can’t get closer to disaster.
🌍 Carbon neutral?
We offset emissions by making you hold your breath.
Free lung workout! 💨
We offset emissions by making you hold your breath.
Free lung workout! 💨
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
🌍 Carbon neutral?
We offset emissions by making you hold your breath.
Free lung workout! 💨
We offset emissions by making you hold your breath.
Free lung workout! 💨
When even planes can't afford bottled water anymore
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When even planes can't afford bottled water anymore
Our pilots wear this on casual Fridays
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Our pilots wear this on casual Fridays
In-Flight Therapy Punching Bag!
We hang a rubber pilot dummy in the back galley. Punch all you want.
$19.99 per round or unlimited access for $49.99
For $500, you can beat the crap out of a real pilot!
For $700, we’ll even close the curtain
We hang a rubber pilot dummy in the back galley. Punch all you want.
$19.99 per round or unlimited access for $49.99
For $500, you can beat the crap out of a real pilot!
For $700, we’ll even close the curtain
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
In-Flight Therapy Punching Bag!
We hang a rubber pilot dummy in the back galley. Punch all you want.
$19.99 per round or unlimited access for $49.99
For $500, you can beat the crap out of a real pilot!
For $700, we’ll even close the curtain
We hang a rubber pilot dummy in the back galley. Punch all you want.
$19.99 per round or unlimited access for $49.99
For $500, you can beat the crap out of a real pilot!
For $700, we’ll even close the curtain
You know how people who win $1M in the lottery start acting like total assholes because they don’t care about their job anymore?
Our staff are like that too - just without winning anything.
Our staff are like that too - just without winning anything.
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You know how people who win $1M in the lottery start acting like total assholes because they don’t care about their job anymore?
Our staff are like that too - just without winning anything.
Our staff are like that too - just without winning anything.
In case of cabin depressurization, these loops will drop down.
Please place it around your neck and tighten securely.
Thank you for flying with us! ✈️🧡
Please place it around your neck and tighten securely.
Thank you for flying with us! ✈️🧡
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
In case of cabin depressurization, these loops will drop down.
Please place it around your neck and tighten securely.
Thank you for flying with us! ✈️🧡
Please place it around your neck and tighten securely.
Thank you for flying with us! ✈️🧡
We hate flying.
We hate airports.
We hate passengers. Especially you.
But here we are - because bills don’t pay themselves
We hate airports.
We hate passengers. Especially you.
But here we are - because bills don’t pay themselves
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We hate flying.
We hate airports.
We hate passengers. Especially you.
But here we are - because bills don’t pay themselves
We hate airports.
We hate passengers. Especially you.
But here we are - because bills don’t pay themselves
“If you recline that seat again, we’ll both meet the Lord early.”
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“If you recline that seat again, we’ll both meet the Lord early.”
Our flight attendants are highly trained in ignoring you with precision
Uniforms made from recycled complaints
Language spoken: passive aggression
Their main mission is to survive the shift
Uniforms made from recycled complaints
Language spoken: passive aggression
Their main mission is to survive the shift
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Our flight attendants are highly trained in ignoring you with precision
Uniforms made from recycled complaints
Language spoken: passive aggression
Their main mission is to survive the shift
Uniforms made from recycled complaints
Language spoken: passive aggression
Their main mission is to survive the shift
They say we fake the reviews and photos on our website, and that we generate most things with AI.
All lies! Our happy passengers would never let us get away with that.
All lies! Our happy passengers would never let us get away with that.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
They say we fake the reviews and photos on our website, and that we generate most things with AI.
All lies! Our happy passengers would never let us get away with that.
All lies! Our happy passengers would never let us get away with that.
Other airlines lie about comfort.
We don’t.
You’ll suffer, but at least you’ll know it’s official.
✈️ Follow the world’s worst - but most honest airline.
We don’t.
You’ll suffer, but at least you’ll know it’s official.
✈️ Follow the world’s worst - but most honest airline.
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Other airlines lie about comfort.
We don’t.
You’ll suffer, but at least you’ll know it’s official.
✈️ Follow the world’s worst - but most honest airline.
We don’t.
You’ll suffer, but at least you’ll know it’s official.
✈️ Follow the world’s worst - but most honest airline.