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A man and his feast
*waking up trapped in a bakery*

jigsaw: “hello benjamin. do you know the muffin man?”
November 16, 2024 at 1:47 PM
nytimes dabbling in ableism again. it’s totally normal for people with chronic stuttering problems to confuse similar words/names such as “mexico” and “egypt.”

stop. calling. these. “flubs”
February 9, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Lets goooooo
September 29, 2023 at 2:12 PM
I love the minnesota baseball twins
September 4, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Joining the picky eater discourse: have you all just tried eating food
September 4, 2023 at 4:19 PM
I hate Emilio Pagan
September 3, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Ive had enough. im going send 4 invite codes to my racist family members on facebook
August 31, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Griffin Jax is reason No. 1,000 why to never trust a troop
August 27, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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UGHHHH!

#donaldtrump #trumpmugshot #trump
August 25, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Homeplate umpires need to go. There is no reason for a homeplate umpire in baseball
August 23, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Of course Sonny Gray loses the no-hitter the moment i explain what a no-hitter is to my wife
August 20, 2023 at 12:22 AM
imaginging a christian gym with the “14 Stations Challenge” where you drag a 300lb cross and each stop has some sort of core workout. the gym heckles you, yelling things like “loser! you’re not the real son of god!” and when you’re done the lead trainer nails you to the cross and you die
August 18, 2023 at 1:53 PM
(youth pastor voice)

you kids like Imagine Dragons?

well imagine draggin a wooden cross and getting nailed to it, because that’s what jesus did for our sins
August 18, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Wishing the homies a positive day
August 15, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Latest cribby boards
August 15, 2023 at 1:50 PM
i am no expert guitar player, but for the love of god man at least learn the CAGED system
August 15, 2023 at 12:07 PM
The wife and i are going out for tapas this week (waffle house)
August 15, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Mondays
August 14, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Take a moment to see how far we’ve come online in terms of tumblr-ization recovery. i remember back in 2014 this scold i knew in milwaukee posted “oh so youre all sad about some rich white guy dying?” when Robin Williams died and people were seriously apologizing to him for being sad about it
August 10, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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Wasting myself in front of Margaritaville
Changing the lives of all the tourists around
August 10, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Weird dream last night: i was at a huge social event trying to stop another SAW style murderer and dropped it all because i found out the twins lost 44 to 21 against the detroit tigers. I simply couldnt believe the scoreline
August 10, 2023 at 12:07 PM
How do umpires still have jobs. All they do is be old, miss calls, and have a low self esteem
August 10, 2023 at 12:10 AM
She La’ing on my Li until i Lu Le Lo
August 9, 2023 at 9:41 PM
(name is Daniel Gabriel Farenheit)

That’s why they call me Mr. Farenheit
August 9, 2023 at 7:44 PM
If you cant handle me at my bawitdaba then you dont deserve me at my da bang da dang diggy diggy
August 8, 2023 at 8:12 PM