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Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘
@flowers4melanie.bsky.social
Some say I have ADHD, but I think I'm just misunder... HEY!! LOOK!! A CHICKEN!!

Naturist, LGBTQ+, and human rights activist. 🏳️‍🌈

Prolific shitposter.
JFC
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"...where I fly oven..."

I typically use a refrigerator myself.

(I knew what you meant, but I couldn't pass this up. 🤭)
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
• 1.5% is not a "landslide"

• The word you're try to spell is "won"

• Of those "wars", name one

• Our economy is NOT great

• We're currently a laughing stock

• The highest (modern) inflation was in 1917 @ 20.49%

• Prices, especially groceries, are rising

• You play golf more than you "work"
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There are lots of words that are in the dictionary, including several that, as George Carlin pointed out, you can't say on television.

I utter them frequently, but I'm not an ableist POS that I would sling around the 'R' word.

JFC 🤦🏼‍♀️
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
How does that apply to rape cases?

Setting a minimum helps prevent those that should be behind bars from simply picking up trash along a highway as a probation - at least having the convicted register as a sex offender that's non-negotiable.

FWIW, the survivor should have a (weighted) say.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What is "truth in sentencing"?
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Porn can be fun, but love is absolutely bitchin! Huzzah!
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
[*cackles*]
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
[*aerosmith's entire catalog enters brain*] 🥴
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM