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Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘
@flowers4melanie.bsky.social
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Some say I have ADHD, but I think I'm just misunder... HEY!! LOOK!! A CHICKEN!!

Naturist, LGBTQ+, and human rights activist. 🏳️‍🌈

Prolific shitposter.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Pope Leo, standing in an aisle of an airplane, holding a baseball bat. Meme text: "Excuse me, but is that crying child yours?"
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Pope Leo, standing in an aisle of an airplane, holding a baseball bat. Meme text: "Excuse me, but I heard that Pete Hegseth is on-board..."
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Pope Leo, standing in an aisle of an airplane, holding a baseball bat. Meme text: "Excuse me, but may I have a word with you, Ms. Kelly?"
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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This one is apt (and has better Alt text).
Pope Leo, standing in an aisle of an airplane, holding a baseball bat. Meme text: "Excuse me, but I need to have a talk with the President."
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Pope Leo, standing in an aisle of an airplane, holding a baseball bat. Meme text: "Excuse me, but I need to have a talk with the President."
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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My personal favorite...
Pope Leo, standing in an aisle of an airplane, holding a baseball bat.
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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"Tell me something lovely today"

You have lovely breasts! 🤗
Maya West (Big DeVito Energy) Tuesday Tittie photo.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Photo of Capuchin monkey wearing a white dress, arm extended and waving, while standing on a red runway carpet.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Me, prior to electrolysis.
Photo of Capuchin monkey wearing a white dress, arm extended and waving, while standing on a red runway carpet.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Also, avoid Amazon. They're helping fund Trump’s WH ballroom.

Shop local, independent businesses.
Header: "Top Ten Companies Quietly Backing Trump" Main image: A man, sitting in a car and wearing a blue shirt. On the left-side of the screen is a graphic containg the companies who financially backed Trump. Below the man's eyes, a black square containg the following text: "WE'RE NOT ASKING. WE'RE SHUTTING IT DOWN. MASS BLACKOUT NOVEMBER 25TH- DECEMBER 2ND The largest economic blackout protestin U.S. history begins November 25th!" Footer: "STAY CONSISTENT. THIS"
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Two films for your consideration:

"Train Dreams", 2025 drama starring Joel Edgerton and Felicity Jones, with direction by Clint Bentley.

"Pig", 2017 drama starring Nicolas Cage and Alex Wolff, story by Vanessa Block and Michael Sarnoski (the latter also directed).

Both are on Netflix.
Poster for the 2025 film, Train Dreams. Poster for the 2017 film, Pig.
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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That moment when you realize that you left the house without pants.
Photo of House Speaker Mike Johnson looking down and surprised.
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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🎶 "Gunter glieben glauten globen

Give it to me, baby!
Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby!
Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby!
Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the girlies say, I'm pretty fly for a white guy

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis"
The pope dropping some bars on a mic.
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Me:
Funeral dancers and musicians in New Orleans, LA.
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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For those who celebrate. 🙂

#FlashFriday
Melanie, wearing a black & white top, lifting a corner with her left hand to expose a breast while outdoors.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Women want one thing*, and it’s disgusting

* Cookies
Photo of oven baked chocolate chip cookies cooling on a wire rack.
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Good morning, Bluesky! 🙂

#NonSexualNudity #ArtisticNudes #NudePhotograpy #NudeModel #Naked #NudePhoto #TransNude #Nudist #Naturist #OutdoorNude
Melanie, standing naked behind a sunflower, with leafy trees and a blue sky background.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Newsom is not a friend of the trans or unhoused communities. Many can manage some of the nonsense in our state, but on a national scale, the dude's a non-starter.
junglemay.bsky.social @junglemay writes: "national movement for marriage equality and preceded the state's eventual legalization of same-sex marriage in 2013. Newsom remains a strong supporter of LGBTQ+ rights and has advocated for codifying same-sex marriage rights in California's constitution."
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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We all start somewhere 💜🏳️‍⚧️
Melanie, October 2017. Melanie, May 2024.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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💀
Melanie Nelson, 65, lives in a yellow Sears Craftsman house in the heart of Southern California where raccoons and opossums skitter about and Barack Obama's Promised Land and Truman Capote's Breakfast at Tiffany's -- two books she was reading while putting the final touches on a model steam locomotive -- sit on her hand crafted coffee table. She eats a banana split using homemade ice cream that she churned the night before, like a Jackson Brown song come to life.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Image of four stones with apparent "wincing" brows and mouths. Text reads, "your 4 toes watching how you hit the little one on the corner of a piece of furniture"
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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How your phone looks at you while it monitors your weekly screen time:
Photo of small tan dog, sitting on a couch, and giving the camera a side eye.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Middle Ages illustration/painting of a winged demon and Jesus. The caption reads, "Ah yes one of my favourite pieces of art from the Middle Ages. Jesus and Satan arguing at the bowling alley. Beautiful."
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Drop something BLUE 👖 💙 🦋
Joe Satriani, 'Flying in a Blue Dream' album, 1989.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
The Ultimate 1950's [sic] Hot Rod Album USA Car Songs Vol 1
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM