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June 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
IM THE OPPOSITE LOL i hate when an insect gets to a point where you can see its individual legs move when it runs. bug is meant to be a little smear in the corner of your eye not an up close and personal demonstration of fucked up hydraulics in motion
February 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
theyre ghastly i genuinely miss the feeling of living in not-australia and not having to be in constant fear of them. luckily i live with my partner now who is good at trapping them
February 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
im kind of the same lmao i love looking at them from far away and going out and counting them but once one shows up in our house im likee aahh get it away my arachnophobia aaahh. i mean i dont think anyone could be not-arachnophobic of a thing like this
February 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
lmao it sucks. they suck. i know theyre chill but thats only bc they dont know they have the power to pull me apart like a cheese pizza
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i live in australia, specifically in qld which is tropical and full of fuck shit like this.. do you remember the Clock Spider meme, its the same type as that one. amazing to count on night time walks but i hate when they just show up indoors like this
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 AM
hell yes :) i can go outside and get like 3223094829040080 more
February 14, 2026 at 10:48 AM
would u like me in the future to use arachno/spiders tag.. i never know if ppl find it useful becuase personally idm looking at spider pics but hate them irl so let me know
February 14, 2026 at 10:42 AM
claud has apprehended it so here it is if anyone wants to kiss it on the mouth before valentines day is over
February 14, 2026 at 10:03 AM
yes i think it would be sooooo in line with his character okay..And i would explod. i had no idea it was improvised wtf keep em guessing mr keoghan
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
i could whine abt how it fell short of being a faithful adaptation despite coming so close and how irritating that is but the facto the matter is theres a clammy little freak wearing some fucked up torn up all black goth fuck shit and having teh sads touchin deer and flowears and that makes me happy
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM