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Morning teams meetings.... About catching up and team building or just the employer still doesn't trust you to work from home still?
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Morning teams meetings.... About catching up and team building or just the employer still doesn't trust you to work from home still?
Law and order. Some bourbon. Feet up and life is good.
January 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Law and order. Some bourbon. Feet up and life is good.
Who watches the daredevil hallway fight scene and gets as tired as the MC just tying their shoes in the morning?
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Who watches the daredevil hallway fight scene and gets as tired as the MC just tying their shoes in the morning?
Project meetings are the equivalent of a bad 1 hour floor nap where when it is over you even more drained of energy and cannot remember if you had pizza in the oven.
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Project meetings are the equivalent of a bad 1 hour floor nap where when it is over you even more drained of energy and cannot remember if you had pizza in the oven.
If game devs would just not listen to me they would probably be half way successful.
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 AM
If game devs would just not listen to me they would probably be half way successful.
How come the dust settles after an epic event? Has anyone have examples of not an epic event where the dust settles? Maybe an anime or something?
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
How come the dust settles after an epic event? Has anyone have examples of not an epic event where the dust settles? Maybe an anime or something?
Do you add the dryer sheet before or after cleaning the lent trap? I have mommy issues.
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Do you add the dryer sheet before or after cleaning the lent trap? I have mommy issues.
So what the fuck is happening in Venezuela? Sorry been working and paying taxes.... Oh wait...
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
So what the fuck is happening in Venezuela? Sorry been working and paying taxes.... Oh wait...
Just swapped from binging law and order on Hulu to true crime on prime. Like a bike I was right back in.
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Just swapped from binging law and order on Hulu to true crime on prime. Like a bike I was right back in.
Just had to Google if ring in the new year was still understood. What "rings" now a days?
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Just had to Google if ring in the new year was still understood. What "rings" now a days?
So bluesky has the same bot problem as x or formally known as Twitter or Prince or whatever. Hey I will take likes even if it is to advertise.
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
So bluesky has the same bot problem as x or formally known as Twitter or Prince or whatever. Hey I will take likes even if it is to advertise.
Have not posted in a while. Been busy helping saving buildings from burning babies....wait...
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Have not posted in a while. Been busy helping saving buildings from burning babies....wait...
When I die I just want to be able to yell out that there is too many of them. Hoping aliens but will settle for like trash pandas.
May 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When I die I just want to be able to yell out that there is too many of them. Hoping aliens but will settle for like trash pandas.
Okay who is the one that put coke a cola in my Jack Daniel's?
April 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Okay who is the one that put coke a cola in my Jack Daniel's?
Ever wonder why you never see nude zombies running after main characters in film/TV? Gotta be that one dude unlucky enough to be in the shower when it goes down right?
April 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ever wonder why you never see nude zombies running after main characters in film/TV? Gotta be that one dude unlucky enough to be in the shower when it goes down right?
How come when I stub my toe I can do the lead in vocals of disturbed's down with the sickness just that one time then never again?
April 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
How come when I stub my toe I can do the lead in vocals of disturbed's down with the sickness just that one time then never again?
What's with the immediate intrusive thought about picking up a piece of food that was just dropped on the floor and eating it? Just me?
April 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What's with the immediate intrusive thought about picking up a piece of food that was just dropped on the floor and eating it? Just me?
Hey anyone want to argue about windows update settings before I pass out due to over priced prescription meds?
April 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hey anyone want to argue about windows update settings before I pass out due to over priced prescription meds?
Early 2000s while working at McDonald's had a co-worker tell me they had two nick names. J.j. Williams and j.j. Williams and that has always loved rent free in head.
April 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Early 2000s while working at McDonald's had a co-worker tell me they had two nick names. J.j. Williams and j.j. Williams and that has always loved rent free in head.
That one day a year I can make the joke about still paying for my WoW sub. Wish me luck.
April 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
That one day a year I can make the joke about still paying for my WoW sub. Wish me luck.
If I pawned things as much as everyone leaves things at my house... Well I pretty much break even. Everyone sucks at leaving things at my house.
March 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If I pawned things as much as everyone leaves things at my house... Well I pretty much break even. Everyone sucks at leaving things at my house.
Butchered my last one but leaving it so my kids can point at it and remind themselves they were produced by this idiot.
March 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Butchered my last one but leaving it so my kids can point at it and remind themselves they were produced by this idiot.
Not sure how smart I want my toilet. No that I think about it. Good job for once advertisement execs. You made me think about a product even after the as was over. Still associate it with shit mind you.
March 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Not sure how smart I want my toilet. No that I think about it. Good job for once advertisement execs. You made me think about a product even after the as was over. Still associate it with shit mind you.
Did I just watch an advertisement for a smart toilet....
March 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Did I just watch an advertisement for a smart toilet....