Florida Garbage
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My Dad was a pastor for 30+ years. The phone scene was like watching any number of my childhood memories.
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My Dad was a pastor for 30+ years. The phone scene was like watching any number of my childhood memories.
It’s an inverse of the end of It’s a Wonderful Life.
A guy genuinely does right by others, works well, has a lifetime of achievement. We want that guy to get acknowledged/ remembered fondly. Often they aren’t.
Trump busts in, shits on that, and claims the side of their murderer.
A guy genuinely does right by others, works well, has a lifetime of achievement. We want that guy to get acknowledged/ remembered fondly. Often they aren’t.
Trump busts in, shits on that, and claims the side of their murderer.
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It’s an inverse of the end of It’s a Wonderful Life.
A guy genuinely does right by others, works well, has a lifetime of achievement. We want that guy to get acknowledged/ remembered fondly. Often they aren’t.
Trump busts in, shits on that, and claims the side of their murderer.
A guy genuinely does right by others, works well, has a lifetime of achievement. We want that guy to get acknowledged/ remembered fondly. Often they aren’t.
Trump busts in, shits on that, and claims the side of their murderer.
All the hidden replies referencing what Trump and certain members of her family have in common.
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
All the hidden replies referencing what Trump and certain members of her family have in common.
This regime WILL eat itself, it’s just a question of how many people it’ll hurt or kill first.
But definitely, don’t come here.
DHS isn’t following its own rules, there’s no way to safely plan around that.
But definitely, don’t come here.
DHS isn’t following its own rules, there’s no way to safely plan around that.
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This regime WILL eat itself, it’s just a question of how many people it’ll hurt or kill first.
But definitely, don’t come here.
DHS isn’t following its own rules, there’s no way to safely plan around that.
But definitely, don’t come here.
DHS isn’t following its own rules, there’s no way to safely plan around that.
If anyone hasn’t seen it, there’s TWO songs comparing the creation of rock stars to Frankstein’s monster. There’s a character just named BEEF.
It’s a masterpiece.
It’s a masterpiece.
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If anyone hasn’t seen it, there’s TWO songs comparing the creation of rock stars to Frankstein’s monster. There’s a character just named BEEF.
It’s a masterpiece.
It’s a masterpiece.
“Oh yeah baby, I dig it. FYI, I’m still learning so it’ll be scales or hot cross buns.”
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“Oh yeah baby, I dig it. FYI, I’m still learning so it’ll be scales or hot cross buns.”
The second one, “Star Wars” just sounds silly
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The second one, “Star Wars” just sounds silly
My wife and I would LOVE to do the white picket fence thing.
Pay us that picket fence paycheck! (Immigrants too, we’ll need neighbors)
Pay us that picket fence paycheck! (Immigrants too, we’ll need neighbors)
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My wife and I would LOVE to do the white picket fence thing.
Pay us that picket fence paycheck! (Immigrants too, we’ll need neighbors)
Pay us that picket fence paycheck! (Immigrants too, we’ll need neighbors)
I wouldn’t have known if you didn’t post screenshots here
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wouldn’t have known if you didn’t post screenshots here
It has some weirdly gorgeous shots for a barely serviceable Jaws ripoff
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It has some weirdly gorgeous shots for a barely serviceable Jaws ripoff
“Acting like a Nazi to minorities: based, very cool, morally correct
Acting like a Nazi to me: reprehensible, I’m literally just a baby, I hope someone Nazis you back twice as hard”
It’s a double standard, but isn’t that the fundamental concept in Apartheid?
Acting like a Nazi to me: reprehensible, I’m literally just a baby, I hope someone Nazis you back twice as hard”
It’s a double standard, but isn’t that the fundamental concept in Apartheid?
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“Acting like a Nazi to minorities: based, very cool, morally correct
Acting like a Nazi to me: reprehensible, I’m literally just a baby, I hope someone Nazis you back twice as hard”
It’s a double standard, but isn’t that the fundamental concept in Apartheid?
Acting like a Nazi to me: reprehensible, I’m literally just a baby, I hope someone Nazis you back twice as hard”
It’s a double standard, but isn’t that the fundamental concept in Apartheid?
A curse for our time: may your comment section always prove the point you were making.
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
A curse for our time: may your comment section always prove the point you were making.
Guy who fantasizes about murder seeing a video of a double murder: “Oh cool”
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Guy who fantasizes about murder seeing a video of a double murder: “Oh cool”
They could call it yuro
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
They could call it yuro
Same with the buy two get one free
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Same with the buy two get one free
Living in Florida is just having a half dozen issues like this swirl around while our governor proudly announces he removed all liberal brake fluid from our school buses
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Living in Florida is just having a half dozen issues like this swirl around while our governor proudly announces he removed all liberal brake fluid from our school buses