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#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

Most Timely: Wake Up Dead Man

Best Puppet: Brain Damage

Biggest Rise in Enjoyment From Start to Finish: Better Watch Out (Christmas Evil)

Contains Plot, Settings and Characters: Pregnancy Scheme
Four Posters: Pregnancy Scheme: A baby stroller at sunset is full of US Dollars. Christmas Evil: Painting of Santa in front of a chimney with at axe. Brain Damage: the top of a young man’s head explodes, a phallic monster on his shoulder Wake Up Dead Man: framed as if looking up from a grave we see a detective, priest and cast of characters in front of a chapel
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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#lastfourwatched

Best Twist/Worst Pacing: A Christmas Horror Story

Best Child Actor/ Most Heart Breaking: Hamnet

Best Snark: The Holdovers

Best Fight Scene: Chainsaw Man Reze Arc
Four posters: A man with chainsaws for arms and legs fights a woman with a bomb for a head, a red blossom of side characters behind them. The Holdovers: a frumpy professor, lanky teen and lunch lady stand i. The shattered remains of a red Christmas ornament Hamnet: A man and woman embrace among foliage A Christmas Horror Story: Santa stands off against a white, demonic Krampus who wields a hooked chain
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Rollcoaster of #lastfourwatched

Least Sympathetic Leads: Babygirl

Clearest Example of “The Past is a Foreign Country”: The Curse of the Cat People

Most Underutilized Grandpa: Silent Night, Deadly Night

Most Beautiful Relationship: MacLaine and Sgt. Powell from Die Hard
Four movie Posters: A gruff man’s face superimposed over a burning sky scraper for Die Hard A Santa arm holding an axe for Silent Night, Deadly Night A painting of a imposing young woman with a man-sized Black cat snarling behind her. A little girl and old lady look on. (The Curse of the Cat People) An attractive older woman looks up at a condescending old man for Babygirl.
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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#lastfourwatched

Catchiest Original Song: The Producers

Best Special Effects: Big Trouble in Little China

Most Sapphic: Bound

Most Scenes That Make You Say “Oh Hell Yeah” / Most Collateral Damage: Hard Boiled
Four posters Producers shows two silly men in suits. Big Trouble in Little China show one tough man in a tank top. Bound shows two tough women in leather jackets. Hard boiled shows a man holding a baby wearing tactical gear ( the man, the baby only has a diaper.)
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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#lastfourwatched

Scariest-looking Old Man: Poltergeist 2

Most Relatable Marriage: Poltergeist

Most Ham-fisted Christian Messaging/ Most Missed Potential: Black Phone 2

Most Lovable Revenant: Frankenstein
Four movie posters. Poltergeist 2 shows a little girl standing in a black void. Poltergeist shows the same girl sitting in the dark pressing her hands to a staticky TV. Black phone 2 shows a white devil mask frozen in snow. Frankenstein shows a victorian man standing in a spooky room.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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#lastfourwatched missed a few weeks (had to get married to an absolute baddie 🤷🏻‍♂️)

Most Emotionally Impacting: Philadephia

Dumbest Fun/ Most Nonsensical Dialogue: Split Second

Most Aptly Named/ Most Critical of Reagan Era Politics: Frankenhooker

Prettiest Cinematography: The Love Witch
Four movie posters: Philadelphia: Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington’s faces in black and white, facing opposite each other, the Philly skyline in the background. Split Second: a gruff grayscale dude with a gun over a trench-coated silhouette run through cyberpunk streets. Frankenhooker: a woman in brassiere and garish makeup emerges from a subway station. Her head is clearly stitched onto another body. The Love Witch: painting of 70’s style brunette with bloody hands.
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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#lastfourwatched

Most Energetic: The Collector

Most Predictable: The Collection

Most Pleased with Itself: Come True

Best Picture: Pumpkinhead
Four movie posters: Pumpkinhead: Two Demonic hands grips a leaking pumpkin. Come True: an eye-patched woman with short hair has her face half illuminated by the an offscreen computer The Collection: the back of a man’s head as he laces up a black leather mask. A fish-tank with a macabre sculpture of a lady inside is in front of him. The Collector: the back of a man’s head as he laces up a black leather mask. A large house with its lights on is in front of him.
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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The ancient pondering raptor meme with the text “Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”
October 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Is it the Aladar figure with light up eyes and voice lines from the cinematic masterpiece Dinosaur (2000)?
A figure of the character Aladar from the Disney film Dinosaur (2000). He’s the meat in a dino sandwich between a carnosaur and utah raptor from Walking with Dinosaurs. Never doubt my credentials.
October 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

Best All-around film: The Pig, The Snake and the Pigeon

Least Watchable: Rat Man

Most Effective Scares: Caveat

Biggest Laughs/Most Exceeded Expectations: The Blackening
Four movies posters: The Blackening: an invisible fist drenched in blood does the Black power salute. Caveat: the upper right corner of a spooky rabbit doll Rat Man: a little person with claws and a prominent nose crouches on a table next to a rat. Blood is splattered about. The Pig, The Snake and the Pigeon: A Chinese man in bisexual lighting points a gun at you.
October 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Obligatory.
Two Native American men in a snowy wood, one standing, one crouching. Both have muskets and hunting gear. Man 1 “White man been here.” Man 2 “ How can you tell?” Man 1 “Cuckold porn.”
October 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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#lastfourwatched

Most “A Very Special Episode”: The Amusement Park

Most Understood Assignment: Fantastic Four First Steps

Dumbest Brother: The Dark and the Wicked

Best Original Song/ Most Prescient Critique of Capitalism: The Harder They Come
Four movie posters: The Amusement Park shows an old man with a carousel in place of his eyes. Fantastic Four First Steps shows four people in blue jumpsuits with an emblazoned “4” hang out on a couch. One is a thing. THE Thing. The Fark and the Wicked shows a farmhouse under a red sky with a woman floating above it. The Harder they Come shows a psychedelic drawing of a man in a floppy yellow hat pointing two revolvers. Also depicted in a cool car, another dude, some buildings.
September 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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I’ve found and stolen a wonderful fat pig
A wonderful fat pig I’ve found and stolen. It is pink and neither alive nor dead
September 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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A textbook illustration showing the chimpanzee expression for “Frightened”. In context, I am frightened in much the same way a chimpanzee may be.
September 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Made Me Feel the Most Personally Attacked: Friendship

Best Special Effect: Sweet Home (melting old man)

Most Hype Moment: Demon Slayer Infinity Castle (Bear Fight)

Hardest Watch/ Most Emotionally Effecting/ Most Timely: The Long Walk
Four movie posters: Friendship: Two men, one notable more awkward looking stand next to each other with a billowy cloud background. Sweet Home: a pastiche of actors’ faces, a screaming woman is most prominent, Behind them looms a shadowy mansion. In a foreground, a t-posing corpse. Demon Slayer Infinity Castle: a young man in a checkered robe falls into a stretching corridor. In his hand is a katana. Various anime faces line the bottom of the frame. The Long Walk: A group of young men walk toward the viewer on a desolate road. In their way a soldier stands with only his legs and the end of his carbine in frame.
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Ordered a Spanish grammar book and received antisemitic conspiracy theories instead.

Jump scare.
Photo of “…and the truth shall set you free” by David Icke. It’s a very long-winded book which asserts conspiracy mainstays like shadow governments and jewish cabals.
September 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Lotta circumstantial stuff, but strongest evidence is officials said he was a Fuentes fan (and Fuentes is crashing out, calling for an end to the violence, so HE at least believes he’s a groyper)
Tweet from Journalist David Shuster: According to Utah Officials and police interviews with his family, Tyler Robinson hated Charlie Kirk because Kirk wasn’t conservative enough. (Robinson reportedly admired Nick Fuentes). GOPers now scrubbing X posts about dems faster than DOJ erases Trump name in Epstein files
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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#lastfourwatched

Best Sequel: Aliens

Most Quotable: Jennifer’s Body

Most Comedic Horror/ Scariest Comedy/ Best Villain: Weapons

One Cut of the Dead: Most Touching/ Favorite Twist
Four movie posters: Aliens: a woman holding a gun a cradling a child stands amongst large, wet eggs Jennifer’s Body: dark haired woman sits on a desk in a red tank top and skirt. “Hell Yes” is scrawled on a blackboard behind her. Weapons: the silhouettes of three kids, arms outstretched run down a darken street. More are visible further away. One Cut of the Dead: A worried man holds a camera on yellow background. Various bloody actors and film strips behind him.
September 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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It’s actually embarrassing how much my personality can be decoded by these four films
Tampopo, The Host (Bong Joon Ho), The Prince of Egypt and Sinners
September 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Only three for this #lastfourwatched, but what a three they were

Favorite Side Characters: Monstrum

Best Comedy/ Dance by Villain: Kung Fu Hustle

Most Uplifting: Happiness of the Katakuris
Three movie posters. Happiness of the Katakuris shows a red-eyed, turnip headed angel looming over a Japanese family, with a claymation version of the family looming over it. King Fu Hustle: A man is crushed by the title of the movie, a trio of men with black suits and hatchets dance over top. Monstrum: Four warriors in middle ages Korean clothing stand ready, a looming pair of monstrous eyes behind them.
September 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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“Until someone builds a whiter baby”
Scene from Oppenheimer where the guys say “Until someone builds a bigger bomb” ominously. This is because the Heritage Foundation are trying to dress up their attempt to fuel a baby boom for white people as a “Manhattan project”.
September 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Most Believable Couple: Together

Most Infectiously Fun: K Pop Demon Hunters

Most Damning Depiction of the Race Divide in Feminism/ Best Choreography: Wicked

Most Nostalgic: Slum Dog Millionaire
4 movie posters A close up on a white couple facing each other, their bottom lips connected as they pull back, creating a taut flesh bridge (Together). 3 young women with glowing weapons stand in front of a crowd, a large screen of their faces behind them. (K Pop Demon Hunters) A blond lady in a pink dress reaches up toward a green witch on a broom. Their backgrounds are pink blossoms and green clouds respectively. An emerald city is in the far background. (Wicked) Abstract mix of lights, Dev Patel’s face and a woman running. (Slumdog Millionaire).
August 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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*A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night: Most Romantic

MADS: Worst choice of mask when tweaking

*Sister Midnight: Best girl-failure

Fantastic Planet: Fanciest boy

*Tied for Best Feminist Vampire Film Featuring Beautiful Night Cinematography & Off-beat humor from Asia
Four posters: A paper-cut out style image of a woman in a black chador, white shapes for the forehead and eyes, red for lips (A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night). A blurry, fractured face, wide-eyed and smeared with blood (MADS). A desi woman in a green dress holding a mop. She stands on a city street at night with goats walking behind her (Sister Midnight). A blue alien with red eyes (Fantastic Planet).
August 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Increasingly specific awards for my #lastfourwatched

Scariest: The Vigil

Hates Women the Most: De Lift

Most Times Paused to Explain Where in the Timeline We Are: Prestige

Most Predictive of the U.S. Response to 9-11 (Elevator-based depiction): Down
Four movie posters: A man backlit by a candle stands over a shrouded body, a menacing long-fingered shadow looming overhead for “The Vigil”. A painted poster depicts a little blonde girl with a doll stands in front of an elevator door. The door is open a crack, showing the elevator car is half way past the floor, a hand grasps out from the empty shaft below for “The Lift”. Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman’s stare out from the midline, looking serious. The middle of the image depicts an old timey blonde woman fading into a puff of smoke for “The Prestige”. A painted poster of a woman’s face and hands sticking out of an elevator door. The woman is crying and crawling at the door leaving streaks of blood for “Down”.
August 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Eatin’ good for this #lastfourwatched

Best Ambient Vibes and B-Roll: Inugami

Best Character Name: 10-way tie with almost every character in Do The Right Thing

Worst Vibes (complimentary): The Hunt

Closest I Came to Crying: Scene with Pa Kent in Superman (shut up, I’m fine, shut up)
Four movie posters. A white-robed woman licks the forehead of a reclining man for “Inugami”. A young, Black man looks up at the viewer holding a pizza box next to his white boss (various grafitti, chalk drawings and other characters stand on a blue background) for “Do the Right Thing”. A dour man looks accusingly through a crowd for “The Hunt”. Superman. For “Superman”.
August 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM