Anyhow, I have stockpiled 6 months of coffee and a full year of citrus. Just in case.
Anyhow, I have stockpiled 6 months of coffee and a full year of citrus. Just in case.
He'd have us hoarding children like people hoard cats. Babies under the bed, babies in the walls, starved babies living under the front porch, feral children roaming the cities making even MORE babies...
He'd have us hoarding children like people hoard cats. Babies under the bed, babies in the walls, starved babies living under the front porch, feral children roaming the cities making even MORE babies...
Did I forget to take my meds?
Am I dehydrated?
Is this perimenopausal hormone changes?
OR Is this pervasive sense of impending doom a reasonable reaction to current events?
Did I forget to take my meds?
Am I dehydrated?
Is this perimenopausal hormone changes?
OR Is this pervasive sense of impending doom a reasonable reaction to current events?
I awaken to find Clemente sleeping with his snoot buried in the neck of my sports bra, breathing hound stank onto my girly bits.
"I love you, too, Clem" I say, and pet his back.
"Grrrrrrrrrr" says Clem. No pets, only bra snuggles.
I awaken to find Clemente sleeping with his snoot buried in the neck of my sports bra, breathing hound stank onto my girly bits.
"I love you, too, Clem" I say, and pet his back.
"Grrrrrrrrrr" says Clem. No pets, only bra snuggles.
Users including Gracie Abrams have said they never asked to follow presidential account – and are unable to stop" www.independent.co.uk/tech/instagr...
Users including Gracie Abrams have said they never asked to follow presidential account – and are unable to stop" www.independent.co.uk/tech/instagr...
May the tag on your undies be mercilessly scratchy from now until the day you perish, driven mad by your itchy butt.
May the tag on your undies be mercilessly scratchy from now until the day you perish, driven mad by your itchy butt.
She just gave me a sad smile. "Seems like it would be pretty peaceful, being slowly covered in moss"
She just gave me a sad smile. "Seems like it would be pretty peaceful, being slowly covered in moss"
Chicken liver, hard boiled eggs, kale, carrots, sweet potato, and Quinoa.
What are you having for lunch, Rena?
Ummm...
Popcorn?
Chicken liver, hard boiled eggs, kale, carrots, sweet potato, and Quinoa.
What are you having for lunch, Rena?
Ummm...
Popcorn?
"What's her name again?"
"Annie "
"Right. She's a cool dog."
"What's her name again?"
"Annie "
"Right. She's a cool dog."
Me explaining why I am cancelling my ViaSat service call.
Me explaining why I am cancelling my ViaSat service call.
Fascinating studies on the broader effects of Walmart:
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Fascinating studies on the broader effects of Walmart:
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
#SirBudwardtheBrave #IKEAshark
#dogsofTHELODGE
#SirBudwardtheBrave #IKEAshark
#dogsofTHELODGE
I'm still so very rusty, but these are getting better.
I'm still so very rusty, but these are getting better.
Annie, Clem and I will be taking a brief road trip to meet and bring him home this Sunday.
Plenty of pics and stories to follow!
Annie, Clem and I will be taking a brief road trip to meet and bring him home this Sunday.
Plenty of pics and stories to follow!