Local fb groups are a goddamn trip.
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Local fb groups are a goddamn trip.
I am old, sick, and so confused by pop culture that I just googled “bad rabbit” to try and figure out who the hell Bad Bunny is.
September 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I am old, sick, and so confused by pop culture that I just googled “bad rabbit” to try and figure out who the hell Bad Bunny is.
Але чому б не мати овидба
September 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Але чому б не мати овидба
I needed a good laugh at work today.
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I needed a good laugh at work today.
Asked ChatGPT to fix MAGA and this is what I got.
May 1, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Asked ChatGPT to fix MAGA and this is what I got.
Fuck, this is going to be my whole day now.
April 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Fuck, this is going to be my whole day now.
Good old reliable AI explaining to me why you shouldn’t assume the gender of oxen.
April 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Good old reliable AI explaining to me why you shouldn’t assume the gender of oxen.
Reminder that while Pope Francis is dead in Rome, the world still gets to enjoy the whimsical drip of Pope Tawadros II of Alexandria.
April 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Reminder that while Pope Francis is dead in Rome, the world still gets to enjoy the whimsical drip of Pope Tawadros II of Alexandria.
Whatever the fuck this sleep paralysis demon patriot is for president 2028.
April 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Whatever the fuck this sleep paralysis demon patriot is for president 2028.
They’re just straight up writing their opinions for the history books at this point.
April 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
They’re just straight up writing their opinions for the history books at this point.
Every time I generate this chart it looks more menacing for the bond market.
April 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Every time I generate this chart it looks more menacing for the bond market.
This is the opposite of a good trend for the bond market.
April 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is the opposite of a good trend for the bond market.
“Make Dead Cat Bounces Great Again”
April 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
“Make Dead Cat Bounces Great Again”
It's spring and that means Canada, not messing around with annexation threats, is deploying defense geese to ponds nation-wide. Currently afraid to smoke because the big one looks hungry.
April 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's spring and that means Canada, not messing around with annexation threats, is deploying defense geese to ponds nation-wide. Currently afraid to smoke because the big one looks hungry.
This isn't typically what I look for in a market.
April 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This isn't typically what I look for in a market.
You'd almost think that those of us who were saying "Guys a 95000 point bounce on the Dow is really not a good thing historically" were right or something.
April 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
You'd almost think that those of us who were saying "Guys a 95000 point bounce on the Dow is really not a good thing historically" were right or something.
Voted by mail just now. Took five minutes to register, about four business days to get my ballot, two minutes to vote, plus however long it took to check the mail I guess.
No excuses. Get voting.
No excuses. Get voting.
April 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Voted by mail just now. Took five minutes to register, about four business days to get my ballot, two minutes to vote, plus however long it took to check the mail I guess.
No excuses. Get voting.
No excuses. Get voting.
We'll hit 36000 yet, boys!
April 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
We'll hit 36000 yet, boys!
A friend wondered aloud yesterday if this is the first time that a presidential assassination would actually _drop_ the VIX.
April 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A friend wondered aloud yesterday if this is the first time that a presidential assassination would actually _drop_ the VIX.
My local asissted-care facility for seniors is asking if anyone in the local community has... Komodo dragons, saltwater crocodiles, gharials, king cobras, tuataras or hawksbill turtles to bring in for the residents to play with?
April 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My local asissted-care facility for seniors is asking if anyone in the local community has... Komodo dragons, saltwater crocodiles, gharials, king cobras, tuataras or hawksbill turtles to bring in for the residents to play with?
I should have done something more productive than follow these geese around all day, but here we are.
April 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I should have done something more productive than follow these geese around all day, but here we are.
Market recovery going well I see.
April 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Market recovery going well I see.
Patriotism in Canada looks like seeing geese on the neighbour's lawn and running across the road to try to cuddle them.
April 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Patriotism in Canada looks like seeing geese on the neighbour's lawn and running across the road to try to cuddle them.
Nothing wrong with the market, nope, not at all, it's a very strong market, a beautiful market, really.
April 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Nothing wrong with the market, nope, not at all, it's a very strong market, a beautiful market, really.
Probably don't buy the dip.
April 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Probably don't buy the dip.