flippityflops.bsky.social
@flippityflops.bsky.social
I want pasta so fucking bad bro
If I don’t get Advil right the fuck now bitches gon die
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If there is one thing I will never relent on, it’s the em-dash. I’ll be accused of using AI a thousand times before I ever give it up. Gun to my head stop using it or die and I’ll be writing an essay to God about how I’ll be seeing him soon
December 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Always look for the plelpers. You will always find pleople who are plelping.
December 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We ran out of tortillas
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The eternal battle between “don’t sleep don’t eat you’re wasting time” and “staying in bed forever sounds great and I will do this for at least the next hour”
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Make sure to pick this one up! Last chance to pre-order!

Dustin and Cammo did an amazing job. We can't wait for you to read it!
It all started with a death in the family. Now it ends in this DC K.O one-shot. All Fight Month concludes w/ RED HOOD VS THE JOKER.

@ssnyder1835.bsky.social and I had a blast with this issue. Dustin Nguyen & Giuseppe Camuncoli's pages must be seen to be believed. Pre-order before FOC today!
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.

Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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somehow we're all (stuck) in this together

#collinlock16 #minecraftarg
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Can you imagine being the one (1) guy who voted not to release the Epstein files
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Malicious noncompliance in that I just stabbed a bitch
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Daily reminder that you are completely ireedeemable. ireedemable. iredeema what the fuck dude whatever go live your life as if it’s your own ig
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I can’t sleep the characters are In My Fucking Brain
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I’m so fucking normal about this media I’m actually so average
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Not today Venom
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hiiiii never forget to challenge the basic information that you’ve been taughtttt :3 about 80% of the time you’ll find nothing but 15% of the time you’ll find a fascinating rabbit hole of misunderstandings and lies. 5% of the time you find a government conspiracy but that’s okay
October 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Another weird thing is that apparently your “reposts” do not work the same way as reblogs and your “replies” are linked to one’s profile. Guess how I found this out.
People on Bluesky are so weird bc people will be having like 1000 followers and then getting 0 interaction on their posts. On Tumblr if you have 1000 followers you’re getting at least 20 likes on every post out of a sense of obligation.
October 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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People on Bluesky are so weird bc people will be having like 1000 followers and then getting 0 interaction on their posts. On Tumblr if you have 1000 followers you’re getting at least 20 likes on every post out of a sense of obligation.
October 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
People on Bluesky are so weird bc people will be having like 1000 followers and then getting 0 interaction on their posts. On Tumblr if you have 1000 followers you’re getting at least 20 likes on every post out of a sense of obligation.
October 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hehehehgehegehe
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I love social media bc at some point I just gave up. Idk why you know my mother’s maiden name and what I ate for breakfast this morning but that’s a real funny video of a cat
October 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Noooo don’t condemn modern media out of misplaced nostalgia for your childhood your so sexy aha
October 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I strive to one day be half as funny as my father
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM