I wonder how much popcorn the mitre holds

Is this boner going to go out and break his own leg to make sure he gets the full value out of his premium?

Let’s not forget Marco Rubio, who’s just doing this out of the emptiness in his heart.

“They were careless people, Elon and Donald—they smashed up things and . . . then retreated back into their money . . . and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

Trolley problem economy edition

Big “I fixed it!” energy right there

It’s the “me reaping / me sowing” meme all in one day

Clay Higgins gives off serious “a household has one person in it” vibes but I’m pretty sure he lived with a wife and kids at some point, right?