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Fletch
@fletcherism73.bsky.social
I collect records and rare muscle diseases
Based on my last several posts, I am likely spiraling but I am getting a haircut tomorrow so it will all be cool I'm sure
July 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
There once was a racehorse named Glen

Who adopted a life full of zen

But his life had expired

When his barn caught on fire:

He'd knocked over his incense again.
July 5, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Posting a bunch of dumb jokes from a decade ago because drunk and maudlin.
July 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Here is an old dad joke:
July 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I've only ever written 12 songs, and 5 of those were just the first 3
July 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The opposite of ice cream is fire broccoli.
July 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
No health care for you but the good news is that you will help crowd-fund a UFC fight at the White House and hundreds of golf excursions with your taxes because satire is dead! Long live no one!
July 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
July 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Smashburgers for dinner. Kenji Lopez Alt recipe
June 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Walton Goggins'
June 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by Fletch
This country used to be about freedom
May 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
May 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I'm not a human i am 2³⁶ neurons in a meat trenchcoat
May 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
May 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This bread was supposed to be a leaf, not an homage to Georgia O'Keeffe
May 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
May 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Fletch
May 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Amazing
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
May 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Doing yard work in 20-25 minute increments because otherwise my spasms get too bad but the pain relief in between is enjoyable
May 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I mean it's kind of a "getaway"?
May 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Multipass.
May 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Breads from the other day
May 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Had to put our cat, Kirby down yesterday and it sucked. She was insane but very adorable.
May 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM