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FletcherDodge
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Word to your moms.
I came to drop bombs.
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms.

Kansas, Kansas City
Pinned
Some days you're the robot vacuum cleaner, some days you're the dog shit smeared across the carpet by the robot vacuum cleaner.
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This was ridiculous...

Wordle 1,619 5/6

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November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reposted by FletcherDodge
PJ Haggerty broke 30 again (37), along with 7 boards and 8 assists, as K-State rolled to a 98-77 victory over Mississippi State at T-Mobile Center in KC.

Nate Johnson added 14, and Abdi Bashir got 12.

Former Cat Achor Achor had 9 boards for the Cowbells.

Recap in a bit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don't see how this could possibly go wrong.
The federal agency responsible for managing the U.S. arsenal of nuclear bombs and warheads plans to furlough 1,400 workers by Monday, the Energy Department said Friday, as the government shutdown’s effects stretch into a third week.
U.S. Agency That Protects Nuclear Arsenal to Furlough Workers
The National Nuclear Security Administration said 1,400 workers would be affected by Monday.
nyti.ms
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
What's the best one liner in movie history?
October 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
October 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Coworker just used the phrase "incringing upon," and I love it.
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
October 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Does one of them have big block letters that read "I shaved my balls for this??!"
I bought two non-black t-shirts. Please clap.

(One navy, one light yellow.)
September 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
September 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Perfect.
September 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Confession: I have a mild to moderate case of celebrity blindness. For instance, I keep thinking Lindsay Lohan is Emma Stone and vice versa. I also have trouble distinguishing which Ryan is which.
September 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
@garrisonhayes.bsky.social

Sorry for the public ping... An acquaintance of mine challenged me on the context of Kirk's statements in this response video. I was hoping you had a link to Kirk's original video so I can respond...?

TIA

www.facebook.com/reel/8028863...
58K views · 911 reactions | Kevin Graham on Reels
www.facebook.com
September 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I don't know who did this, but it's @theonion.com level of satire.
September 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Reposted by FletcherDodge
If you see anyone not mourning the death of Robert Redford the way you would like them to please call their employer and get them fired!
September 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Meh... He wasn't using his backbone anyway.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
Giuliani Is Hurt in Car Crash in New Hampshire
www.nytimes.com
August 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've literally never seen a genie go back into a bottle (except on fake movies and TV shows).
People love saying "the genie is out of the bottle." Genies go back in the bottle all the time. They're only ever out for a little bit
August 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm going to need a GIF of Orange getting shoved to the ground by the zebra... stat!
Worst acting job ever
August 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Wide right. Drink a Natty Light.

#CFB
August 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Gawdammit Joe Jackson...
a man with a mustache is wearing a striped shirt and a tie
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a striped shirt and a tie
media.tenor.com
August 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reposted by FletcherDodge
Reminder of the new CFB rules this year:

- Faking injuries will cost you a timeout or delay of game
- Just one timeout for 3OT and beyond
- Replays will either be "upheld" or not. No more confirmed/stands difference.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/628...
August 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM