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Sam-hain🎃
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Your local horror himbo🔪
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I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.
December 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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literally every time i play Mario party with Luigi as a player i now think of him
December 24, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Why does my company think that any of our clients want to see us on Christmas Eve? Close the office you greedy shitstains!:)
December 24, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Gonna be moving my sexy content over to another account, enter at your own risk😏
November 20, 2024 at 5:37 AM
It’s fuckin’ Monday again…
October 9, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Adding some musky pit to yall’s timeline
September 12, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Going to gay camp!
September 6, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Finally finished my little display from my Halloween dvd connection!!🖤
August 28, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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August 23, 2023 at 3:39 PM
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welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow:

* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
August 18, 2023 at 8:22 PM
I need a peaceful getaway
August 16, 2023 at 11:27 PM
I love working in mental health social work
August 16, 2023 at 4:42 PM
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I’m doing my part

🏳️‍⚧️🫡
May 23, 2023 at 4:51 PM
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I've pondered orbs you couldn't imagine
July 28, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Quote with your Lock Screen

Ooky spooky year round🖤
August 10, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Soo tired today😴
August 10, 2023 at 3:19 PM
My partner’s roommate keeps renting movies on my prime
August 8, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Happy Sunday☀️
August 6, 2023 at 9:27 PM
This week has just been soo
August 4, 2023 at 3:56 PM
What if I jerked you off with these bad boys?😉
August 2, 2023 at 4:51 AM
monday vibez!!
July 31, 2023 at 6:10 PM