May he be welcomed into the afterlife by a chorus of drag queens

There were 12 golden retriever service dogs in rotation so two dogs would stand vigil at the Capital rotunda as Melissa, Mark, and Gilbert lay in state

Kept the motorcycle license all these years. My nurse wife refers to every bike I look at as a “divorce-cycle.” Still married. Still wistful

Anyone who starts a sentence with, “My dog would never…” is ten kinds of fool

The rumor here is that “goose” was too risqué for the Lutherans