emily tells flat jokes
@flatjokes.bsky.social
gettin thru it with gladness and singleness of heart • she/her/hers • https://linktr.ee/uniquejargon
Who did the Clark Tower’s branding and why did they just ctrl+c Kraftwerk
August 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Who did the Clark Tower’s branding and why did they just ctrl+c Kraftwerk
Jesus said to her, "Do not hold on to me, because I have not yet ascended to the Father. But go to my brothers and say to them, 'I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.'" Mary Magdalene went and announced to the disciples, "I have seen the Lord.”
April 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Jesus said to her, "Do not hold on to me, because I have not yet ascended to the Father. But go to my brothers and say to them, 'I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.'" Mary Magdalene went and announced to the disciples, "I have seen the Lord.”
Whose idea was it to call this creature a rabbit I mean come on she is a BUNNY thru and thru
April 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Whose idea was it to call this creature a rabbit I mean come on she is a BUNNY thru and thru
About a year ago, I started designing icons of my favorite saints. The ones pictured here include Julian of Norwich (who isn’t technically canonized but who cares amirite), Mary Magdalene, and Joan of Arc.
March 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
About a year ago, I started designing icons of my favorite saints. The ones pictured here include Julian of Norwich (who isn’t technically canonized but who cares amirite), Mary Magdalene, and Joan of Arc.
Was frustrated so I made a banner about it
January 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Was frustrated so I made a banner about it
It is my birthday so I wore my Log Lady shirt bc it makes me happy. Now I am sad bc David Lynch is no longer on this plane with us. But what a gift he was.
January 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It is my birthday so I wore my Log Lady shirt bc it makes me happy. Now I am sad bc David Lynch is no longer on this plane with us. But what a gift he was.
Me walking outside this morning
January 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Me walking outside this morning
IVE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE
December 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
IVE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE
Heck yea I love my church @theepiscopalchurch.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Heck yea I love my church @theepiscopalchurch.bsky.social
Ready to commit to 2024 being The Year of the Ponytail
January 3, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Ready to commit to 2024 being The Year of the Ponytail
I made a Dale Cooper sketch! Should I do the Log Lady next?
December 30, 2023 at 3:25 PM
I made a Dale Cooper sketch! Should I do the Log Lady next?
I do not understand how anyone could not love Ghost World. I mean it’s ok if you don’t, but I just can’t comprehend why or how.
December 22, 2023 at 4:28 PM
I do not understand how anyone could not love Ghost World. I mean it’s ok if you don’t, but I just can’t comprehend why or how.
I made a Festivus shirt for my bestie who happens to be a priest and I am giving it to him today. I am so so stoked!
December 21, 2023 at 2:28 PM
I made a Festivus shirt for my bestie who happens to be a priest and I am giving it to him today. I am so so stoked!
Get yourself a friend who gives you Calico Critters toys for Christmas
My friend Maggie just *knows me*
My friend Maggie just *knows me*
December 18, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Get yourself a friend who gives you Calico Critters toys for Christmas
My friend Maggie just *knows me*
My friend Maggie just *knows me*
My son is especially handsome and good this morning 🥰
December 12, 2023 at 12:59 PM
My son is especially handsome and good this morning 🥰
Audrey Horne sketcharoo
December 10, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Audrey Horne sketcharoo
Middle school math over here thinking it can solve all the woke mob’s problems
November 28, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Middle school math over here thinking it can solve all the woke mob’s problems
Finally put the unicornaments up.
November 26, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Finally put the unicornaments up.
‘Tis the season to be whatever you want to be.
November 24, 2023 at 11:48 PM
‘Tis the season to be whatever you want to be.
OH HOMEY I AM. I bought this dress today. Tween was like, Where are you even going to wear that? And I was like, I DONT KNOW BUT I WANT IT AND SO I SHALL HAVE IT
November 22, 2023 at 1:20 AM
OH HOMEY I AM. I bought this dress today. Tween was like, Where are you even going to wear that? And I was like, I DONT KNOW BUT I WANT IT AND SO I SHALL HAVE IT
*insert joke about all the dishes in your home being in your tween/ teen’s bedroom, except it is not a joke nor hyperbole bc it is real*
November 22, 2023 at 1:17 AM
*insert joke about all the dishes in your home being in your tween/ teen’s bedroom, except it is not a joke nor hyperbole bc it is real*