Michael Johnson
@flatcreekman.bsky.social
3x graduate of Tennessee Tech. Huge soccer fan. USMNT, Arsenal, Nashville SC. Go Vols. I am a breathing time machine.
Am I the only one who read that as topless instead of topples?
December 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Am I the only one who read that as topless instead of topples?
It’s my new favorite show.
a woman sitting on a couch talking on a cell phone with the words " when the pluribus episode is over "
ALT: a woman sitting on a couch talking on a cell phone with the words " when the pluribus episode is over "
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It’s my new favorite show.
So the Abominable Snowman has a nuclear device. I bet he named it George.
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
So the Abominable Snowman has a nuclear device. I bet he named it George.
So, Joe said yes (to one more year).
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So, Joe said yes (to one more year).
Been waiting on a reason to use this gif. #TheBoys
a man with a beard says what a pickle in a dark room
ALT: a man with a beard says what a pickle in a dark room
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Been waiting on a reason to use this gif. #TheBoys
Tech fans right now:
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Tech fans right now:
Sorry…or you’re welcome.
a group of south park characters standing in front of lockers with the number 67 on the floor
ALT: a group of south park characters standing in front of lockers with the number 67 on the floor
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Sorry…or you’re welcome.
Sounds like a bargain basement version of this guy.
a man is standing next to a body of water with the words `` crikey '' written above him .
ALT: a man is standing next to a body of water with the words `` crikey '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Sounds like a bargain basement version of this guy.
If the roles were reversed and it was Messi on Maher, would a foul have been called? I highly doubt it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If the roles were reversed and it was Messi on Maher, would a foul have been called? I highly doubt it.
Orange juice or coffee?
October 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Orange juice or coffee?
Cake - Frank Sinatra
October 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Cake - Frank Sinatra
Yes…Ha Ha Ha…Yes
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yes…Ha Ha Ha…Yes
SMU in the ACC:
October 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
SMU in the ACC:
