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Michael Johnson
@flatcreekman.bsky.social
3x graduate of Tennessee Tech. Huge soccer fan. USMNT, Arsenal, Nashville SC. Go Vols. I am a breathing time machine.
So the Abominable Snowman has a nuclear device. I bet he named it George.
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Go Vols!
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wings Up!
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
SMU in the ACC:
October 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Coyotes have won the Cup!
October 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You can now upload saved GIFs from your phone or computer to Bluesky.
September 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Also, you posted this in the future. Run for it, Marty!
August 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
July 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
July 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I hope they sign a MF or 2 myself.
June 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
June 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Here are two that I have:
June 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Don’t jerk me around on this, it’s a simple question:

If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
May 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
May 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
May 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I found a gif to video shortcut for iPhone on a Reddit thread and changed a gif to the video below.
March 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
So, truthiness.
February 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I can hear Gorlami now…
January 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
January 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
That last sentence is why I follow you…
December 17, 2024 at 1:28 PM
December 17, 2024 at 12:38 AM
View from the Upper Cumberland.
December 11, 2024 at 2:33 PM
December 1, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I think you are ignoring a very important warning about Happy Fun Ball. At least you’re not taunting it.
November 15, 2024 at 12:38 AM