Flash Wildlove
@flashwildlove.bsky.social
Nice, British, mostly harmless human.
This could legitimately lead to the headline "Nato admits to having top secret space lasers".
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 AM
This could legitimately lead to the headline "Nato admits to having top secret space lasers".
I don't brie-leave it!
Release the cheese list.
The suspense! I camembert it!
Release the cheese list.
The suspense! I camembert it!
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I don't brie-leave it!
Release the cheese list.
The suspense! I camembert it!
Release the cheese list.
The suspense! I camembert it!
Off to Heaven I will ride
2 revolvers by my side
Rifle on my back, and in my pocket
A shoulder fired anti-aircraft rocket
I'll be within shotgun range of Jesus
He'll be so happy when he sees us
His eyes will light up like 2 suns
When he sees and feels my mighty guns
2 revolvers by my side
Rifle on my back, and in my pocket
A shoulder fired anti-aircraft rocket
I'll be within shotgun range of Jesus
He'll be so happy when he sees us
His eyes will light up like 2 suns
When he sees and feels my mighty guns
November 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Off to Heaven I will ride
2 revolvers by my side
Rifle on my back, and in my pocket
A shoulder fired anti-aircraft rocket
I'll be within shotgun range of Jesus
He'll be so happy when he sees us
His eyes will light up like 2 suns
When he sees and feels my mighty guns
2 revolvers by my side
Rifle on my back, and in my pocket
A shoulder fired anti-aircraft rocket
I'll be within shotgun range of Jesus
He'll be so happy when he sees us
His eyes will light up like 2 suns
When he sees and feels my mighty guns
The statue of Ozymandias
Now has a very sandy ass.
Now has a very sandy ass.
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The statue of Ozymandias
Now has a very sandy ass.
Now has a very sandy ass.
It's almost as if racism and stupidity are linked somehow...
October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's almost as if racism and stupidity are linked somehow...
I think a lot, if not some, people are going to be upset about your opinion and may feel offended, which is a situation that could be regretted. If they do, it is, there was, and you are, then there needs to be an apology at some point by somebody. And one or more resignations.
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I think a lot, if not some, people are going to be upset about your opinion and may feel offended, which is a situation that could be regretted. If they do, it is, there was, and you are, then there needs to be an apology at some point by somebody. And one or more resignations.
I understand the sentiment, but I don't feel it's nice to dump our creeps on other countries. Send him to Swindon instead.
October 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I understand the sentiment, but I don't feel it's nice to dump our creeps on other countries. Send him to Swindon instead.
I recommend the best bad film I've ever seen: Starcrash. It's on Youtube. Cheap Italian made Star Wars knock off starring David Hasselhoff. Plot holes you could pilot a star destroyer through. No understanding of science. Laser swords, definitely NOT light sabres. The heroine is called Stella Star!
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I recommend the best bad film I've ever seen: Starcrash. It's on Youtube. Cheap Italian made Star Wars knock off starring David Hasselhoff. Plot holes you could pilot a star destroyer through. No understanding of science. Laser swords, definitely NOT light sabres. The heroine is called Stella Star!
Well obviously The Adventures Of Captain Steele. Although as I've just finished writing it and haven't shown it to anyone it might be a bit too niche.
October 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Well obviously The Adventures Of Captain Steele. Although as I've just finished writing it and haven't shown it to anyone it might be a bit too niche.
And a big shout out to the letter 'G' in Angus.
October 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
And a big shout out to the letter 'G' in Angus.
I think you might be standing on him.
October 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I think you might be standing on him.
I never liked Stu Dioc Anal.
October 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I never liked Stu Dioc Anal.
Rod, Jane and Freddie?
October 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Rod, Jane and Freddie?
There's a version in theatres at the moment done by Count Arthur Strong that I'm planning to go to.
September 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
There's a version in theatres at the moment done by Count Arthur Strong that I'm planning to go to.
So start building a plant then leave it unfinished.
September 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
So start building a plant then leave it unfinished.
Or the ladder in his stockings.
Oh shit. Now I've got terrible images.
Oh shit. Now I've got terrible images.
September 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Or the ladder in his stockings.
Oh shit. Now I've got terrible images.
Oh shit. Now I've got terrible images.
I've often wondered what would happen if men had boobs. I'm assuming camo patterned bras with lots of pockets and the bow replaced by a tiny model tank.
September 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I've often wondered what would happen if men had boobs. I'm assuming camo patterned bras with lots of pockets and the bow replaced by a tiny model tank.
I suggest looking at how we do it here in the UK, and then doing it differently. Our childcare sector is screwed. Daycare centres are getting less funding from the government for the "free" places than it costs to provide them. 85% of settings make a loss.
September 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I suggest looking at how we do it here in the UK, and then doing it differently. Our childcare sector is screwed. Daycare centres are getting less funding from the government for the "free" places than it costs to provide them. 85% of settings make a loss.
No B52s, no Devo, no Motorhead, no Iron Maiden. Hopeless
September 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
No B52s, no Devo, no Motorhead, no Iron Maiden. Hopeless
I should probably look up "Tontine" but instead I'll just assume it's one of those huge soup bowls.
Must be a good one!
Must be a good one!
September 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I should probably look up "Tontine" but instead I'll just assume it's one of those huge soup bowls.
Must be a good one!
Must be a good one!
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You can just post 5 green square emoji if you want to impress people.
You can just post 5 green square emoji if you want to impress people.
September 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
You can just post 5 green square emoji if you want to impress people.
You can just post 5 green square emoji if you want to impress people.
I already know dozens of words. Not sure I need any more.
September 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I already know dozens of words. Not sure I need any more.
Looks fun bouncing around in a boat at high speed. I wonder if any of the smugglers had their children on board?
September 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Looks fun bouncing around in a boat at high speed. I wonder if any of the smugglers had their children on board?