Flash Wildlove
@flashwildlove.bsky.social
Nice, British, mostly harmless human.
Butterflies aren't what they used to be.
October 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Butterflies aren't what they used to be.
I hate famous historical people. A plaque on all their houses!
September 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I hate famous historical people. A plaque on all their houses!
"Giving evidence on the second day of his trial at Westminster Magistrates' Court on Friday, Mr Linehan said: "Trans activists have spent the last 10 years demonising anyone who stands up to them."" - BBC
In other words, 'How dare you demonise me when I'm busy demonising you!'
#grahamlinehan
In other words, 'How dare you demonise me when I'm busy demonising you!'
#grahamlinehan
September 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"Giving evidence on the second day of his trial at Westminster Magistrates' Court on Friday, Mr Linehan said: "Trans activists have spent the last 10 years demonising anyone who stands up to them."" - BBC
In other words, 'How dare you demonise me when I'm busy demonising you!'
#grahamlinehan
In other words, 'How dare you demonise me when I'm busy demonising you!'
#grahamlinehan
True fact: Flamingos can drink boiling water.
I just wonder how many animals died at the zoo when the keepers were researching that?
#flamingos
I just wonder how many animals died at the zoo when the keepers were researching that?
#flamingos
June 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
True fact: Flamingos can drink boiling water.
I just wonder how many animals died at the zoo when the keepers were researching that?
#flamingos
I just wonder how many animals died at the zoo when the keepers were researching that?
#flamingos
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Just posting a number with some coloured squares to make me look clever.
June 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
#275
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Just posting a number with some coloured squares to make me look clever.
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Just posting a number with some coloured squares to make me look clever.
Little things make a big difference. See a person on a crossing and you have to stop your car for them, but if they stray off the stripes as much as a few centimeters, you're allowed to kill them.
June 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Little things make a big difference. See a person on a crossing and you have to stop your car for them, but if they stray off the stripes as much as a few centimeters, you're allowed to kill them.
If I charge my mobile with a solar panel facing a rainbow and phone somebody, will it turn them gay?
Anyone got Andrew Tate's number?
Anyone got Andrew Tate's number?
May 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If I charge my mobile with a solar panel facing a rainbow and phone somebody, will it turn them gay?
Anyone got Andrew Tate's number?
Anyone got Andrew Tate's number?
May 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Possible band names:
Ferocious Poop and the Dingle Sisters
The Thigh Experiment
Tangled Pubes (Metal)
Overdue Frogs
The Tuneful Chums
The Lovin' Buckets
The Oscar Meriwether Endurance Test
Flumpfeet
The Trio Twins
Kitten Puree (Probably has to be metal again)
Ferocious Poop and the Dingle Sisters
The Thigh Experiment
Tangled Pubes (Metal)
Overdue Frogs
The Tuneful Chums
The Lovin' Buckets
The Oscar Meriwether Endurance Test
Flumpfeet
The Trio Twins
Kitten Puree (Probably has to be metal again)
April 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Possible band names:
Ferocious Poop and the Dingle Sisters
The Thigh Experiment
Tangled Pubes (Metal)
Overdue Frogs
The Tuneful Chums
The Lovin' Buckets
The Oscar Meriwether Endurance Test
Flumpfeet
The Trio Twins
Kitten Puree (Probably has to be metal again)
Ferocious Poop and the Dingle Sisters
The Thigh Experiment
Tangled Pubes (Metal)
Overdue Frogs
The Tuneful Chums
The Lovin' Buckets
The Oscar Meriwether Endurance Test
Flumpfeet
The Trio Twins
Kitten Puree (Probably has to be metal again)
Happy Haiku Day.
My bum is itchy
But if I give it a scratch
My finger will smell
Poem by Flash Wildlove
My bum is itchy
But if I give it a scratch
My finger will smell
Poem by Flash Wildlove
April 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy Haiku Day.
My bum is itchy
But if I give it a scratch
My finger will smell
Poem by Flash Wildlove
My bum is itchy
But if I give it a scratch
My finger will smell
Poem by Flash Wildlove
Photo of a monkey that I seem to have offended in some way. Not often you get such a dirty look from a hairy naked fellow sitting in a tree.
A Flash Wildlove photo
A Flash Wildlove photo
April 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Photo of a monkey that I seem to have offended in some way. Not often you get such a dirty look from a hairy naked fellow sitting in a tree.
A Flash Wildlove photo
A Flash Wildlove photo
President Trump has delayed tariffs? But I just spent the last 3 days building a billion dollar factory in Dimtown Michiwaresetts!
April 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
President Trump has delayed tariffs? But I just spent the last 3 days building a billion dollar factory in Dimtown Michiwaresetts!
Happy World Frog Day
Hopping off a log day
Swimming round a bog day
With big and bulgy eyes.
This is not a joke day
Its a have great big croak day
Give a toad a poke day
And go and eat some flies.
By Flash Wildlove
Hopping off a log day
Swimming round a bog day
With big and bulgy eyes.
This is not a joke day
Its a have great big croak day
Give a toad a poke day
And go and eat some flies.
By Flash Wildlove
March 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Happy World Frog Day
Hopping off a log day
Swimming round a bog day
With big and bulgy eyes.
This is not a joke day
Its a have great big croak day
Give a toad a poke day
And go and eat some flies.
By Flash Wildlove
Hopping off a log day
Swimming round a bog day
With big and bulgy eyes.
This is not a joke day
Its a have great big croak day
Give a toad a poke day
And go and eat some flies.
By Flash Wildlove
Being over 50 means waking up each day and spending 5 minutes figuring out if any important features of the body have stopped working or have fallen off.
March 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Being over 50 means waking up each day and spending 5 minutes figuring out if any important features of the body have stopped working or have fallen off.
Oh,carrot cake, you art dead nice
I love to eat you slice by slice
Your lovely creamy cream cheese topping
Once I start eating I can't start stopping
Every bite is amazin'
Sometimes cake and sometimes raisin
Of all the cakes which making's able
You're the best one full of vege table
-Flash Wildlove
I love to eat you slice by slice
Your lovely creamy cream cheese topping
Once I start eating I can't start stopping
Every bite is amazin'
Sometimes cake and sometimes raisin
Of all the cakes which making's able
You're the best one full of vege table
-Flash Wildlove
February 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh,carrot cake, you art dead nice
I love to eat you slice by slice
Your lovely creamy cream cheese topping
Once I start eating I can't start stopping
Every bite is amazin'
Sometimes cake and sometimes raisin
Of all the cakes which making's able
You're the best one full of vege table
-Flash Wildlove
I love to eat you slice by slice
Your lovely creamy cream cheese topping
Once I start eating I can't start stopping
Every bite is amazin'
Sometimes cake and sometimes raisin
Of all the cakes which making's able
You're the best one full of vege table
-Flash Wildlove
Bird and baby birdlings.
A Flash Wildlove photo
A Flash Wildlove photo
February 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bird and baby birdlings.
A Flash Wildlove photo
A Flash Wildlove photo
Dear @theonion.com
I feel I will have to stop following you soon...
...Unless you can come up with stories more ridiculous that what's actually going on in The "United" States right now.
More stories involving giant unicorns riding dragons, teleporting psychic Swiss skunks, or Florida please. x
I feel I will have to stop following you soon...
...Unless you can come up with stories more ridiculous that what's actually going on in The "United" States right now.
More stories involving giant unicorns riding dragons, teleporting psychic Swiss skunks, or Florida please. x
February 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Dear @theonion.com
I feel I will have to stop following you soon...
...Unless you can come up with stories more ridiculous that what's actually going on in The "United" States right now.
More stories involving giant unicorns riding dragons, teleporting psychic Swiss skunks, or Florida please. x
I feel I will have to stop following you soon...
...Unless you can come up with stories more ridiculous that what's actually going on in The "United" States right now.
More stories involving giant unicorns riding dragons, teleporting psychic Swiss skunks, or Florida please. x
Whether you dislike Kanye West or hate Kanye West there's one thing we can all agree on: He's definitely had a bomb surgically implanted in his wife.
February 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Whether you dislike Kanye West or hate Kanye West there's one thing we can all agree on: He's definitely had a bomb surgically implanted in his wife.
If you for some reason you had cat for feet would you move your old fashioned legs to walk, or rely on the cat-feet feet to do it all? Maybe a combination of both? And would you need to feed the cat feet individually or would they take all they need from your body's systems?
February 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If you for some reason you had cat for feet would you move your old fashioned legs to walk, or rely on the cat-feet feet to do it all? Maybe a combination of both? And would you need to feed the cat feet individually or would they take all they need from your body's systems?
Need to start a campaign: "Hamburgers For Trump". #hamburgersfortrump . Get those arteries really full.
Then we launch the campaign: "Sudden Loud Surprises For Trump".
Then we launch the campaign: "Sudden Loud Surprises For Trump".
January 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Need to start a campaign: "Hamburgers For Trump". #hamburgersfortrump . Get those arteries really full.
Then we launch the campaign: "Sudden Loud Surprises For Trump".
Then we launch the campaign: "Sudden Loud Surprises For Trump".
I used to eat my bananas by peeling them from the top by the stalk, but now I peel them like a monkey: Hanging upside down in a tree while throwing my poop at strangers.
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I used to eat my bananas by peeling them from the top by the stalk, but now I peel them like a monkey: Hanging upside down in a tree while throwing my poop at strangers.
Light red is called pink, but what about the other colours? Why don't they get a named lighter shade? My idea is:
Light Blue=Blink
Light Yellow=Yink
Light Green=Grink
Light Brown=Brink
Light Orange=Orink
Light Purple=Purplink
Light Black=Grey.
New method to start 1st of March.
Light Blue=Blink
Light Yellow=Yink
Light Green=Grink
Light Brown=Brink
Light Orange=Orink
Light Purple=Purplink
Light Black=Grey.
New method to start 1st of March.
January 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Light red is called pink, but what about the other colours? Why don't they get a named lighter shade? My idea is:
Light Blue=Blink
Light Yellow=Yink
Light Green=Grink
Light Brown=Brink
Light Orange=Orink
Light Purple=Purplink
Light Black=Grey.
New method to start 1st of March.
Light Blue=Blink
Light Yellow=Yink
Light Green=Grink
Light Brown=Brink
Light Orange=Orink
Light Purple=Purplink
Light Black=Grey.
New method to start 1st of March.
Just lovely leaf texture.
A Flash Wildlove photo
A Flash Wildlove photo
January 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just lovely leaf texture.
A Flash Wildlove photo
A Flash Wildlove photo
The Adder: Britain's most poisonous snake. Quite an unhappy one too as I was shooing her back into the open with my foot.
A Flash Wildlove photo
A Flash Wildlove photo
January 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The Adder: Britain's most poisonous snake. Quite an unhappy one too as I was shooing her back into the open with my foot.
A Flash Wildlove photo
A Flash Wildlove photo
In a word: Great band.
In 12 words: Fun idea, original sound, top musicians, good documentary. Approved by Robert Plant.
#dreadzeppelin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-X1...
In 12 words: Fun idea, original sound, top musicians, good documentary. Approved by Robert Plant.
#dreadzeppelin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-X1...
Dread Zeppelin: A Song Of Hope | Full Documentary | 2024
YouTube video by Chibson USA
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2024 at 10:04 PM
In a word: Great band.
In 12 words: Fun idea, original sound, top musicians, good documentary. Approved by Robert Plant.
#dreadzeppelin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-X1...
In 12 words: Fun idea, original sound, top musicians, good documentary. Approved by Robert Plant.
#dreadzeppelin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-X1...