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Alex
@flanofcrows.bsky.social
Luddite software developer. Participates in capitalism but anarchy-curious. Husband and father to four cats.
Heaven mainly worms
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Just a crown and robe enthusiast
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Logging into the group massage
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Standing in line behind some monk at the pearly gates saying "I don't know I really didn't prepare for this" like that kid in class that just slouched to graduation.
September 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
So rude how he's stopped thanking us for our attention. Privileged.
September 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The "I know you are you said you are but what am I" defence.
September 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Linkedin: Showcase your inhumanity.
September 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mostly chips
August 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Three per student - 1 for schoolwork, 1 for friends and 1 burner to train them on opsec young.
August 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Bien Iver
August 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Somewhat Spicy Bell Peppers
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Soft launching the failure to IPO, a gentle going public if you will.
August 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Am I enjoying these shapes and colours correctly?
August 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Vague posting as an electoral strategy?
July 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Pairing socks is the patriarchy. Life is better with my mismatched socks and since me and my partner have similar sized feet sockpile is the best organisational strategy.
July 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Right arm solid, left arm for floppy business and hard to reach areas.
July 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
New series already hooked in fully lintchadded
July 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Absolute madness
July 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Curious use of the em-dash, they probably got a trump LLM.
July 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM