This is like that one scene in Shrek 2 where everyone is shouting each other's names at the dinner table, but instead of names, it's a mishmash of military proposals

"LA Wildfires sponsored by Conglom-O & these other corporations"

Satire is dead & its remains were burnt and reduced to ash in the fire

This woman's made jingles for TV commercials, campaign promos for ABC & PBS, & even sang in the Jem cartoon, but her series of "Hello [region]" jingles for local TV stations was an impressive feat

"Makes no difference where I go
You're the best place that I know"

RIP Florence Warner
(1947-2024)

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When I first heard this story of the Secret Service planning on what to do if Trump was held in contempt & sent to jail, I thought to myself, ya know, maybe Biden's dogs were onto something

Just a hunch tho. I just know gsheps tend to be smart dogs

Mark my words, you're gonna see a handful of universities end a relatively long tradition of letting students decorate their graduation caps this year & will use "security" as their excuse, all because of a particular crisis in one part of the world that some people are rightfully upset about

I think this should be very obvious by now, but while Putin may be an evil sack of garbage, when it comes to the horrific attack at the Moscow theater, remember the evergreen Dril tweet

If Boeing did what I think they did, Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable
#NationalizeBoeing

Well, it looks like you got your wish

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