alternative milks
@flamingo-teeth.bsky.social
autumn
career hater
pronoun haver
30s / they
ao3: ghost_teeth
career hater
pronoun haver
30s / they
ao3: ghost_teeth
little something to take the edge off
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
little something to take the edge off
yea sure why not
October 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
yea sure why not
i could change her
August 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i could change her
stuck where the trade left me
August 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
stuck where the trade left me
stuck where the trade left me
August 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
stuck where the trade left me
stuck where the trade left me
August 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
stuck where the trade left me
stuck where the trade left me
August 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
stuck where the trade left me
if i saw a man wearing this in public i would drive him to a high kill shelter
April 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
if i saw a man wearing this in public i would drive him to a high kill shelter
foster’s eraser for imaginary heads
March 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
foster’s eraser for imaginary heads
whole government run by this mf
March 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
whole government run by this mf
acute dyke-brain
March 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
acute dyke-brain
the TATACASA is a lil old place where
WE CAN SEE SOME TATAAAAAAS
WE CAN SEE SOME TATAAAAAAS
March 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
the TATACASA is a lil old place where
WE CAN SEE SOME TATAAAAAAS
WE CAN SEE SOME TATAAAAAAS
behold the awful jackass who has eaten his second air conditioning cord in less than one year
March 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
behold the awful jackass who has eaten his second air conditioning cord in less than one year
got too high and commented “haha yea so true bestie also the government wants me dead” on this and my gf wisely made me delete it
February 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
got too high and commented “haha yea so true bestie also the government wants me dead” on this and my gf wisely made me delete it
feeding these things one by one into the sink disposal might heal me
February 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
feeding these things one by one into the sink disposal might heal me
“forgot my vape at my parents’ house”: a diptych
February 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“forgot my vape at my parents’ house”: a diptych
just a couple guys both on hormones and psychiatric medication
February 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
just a couple guys both on hormones and psychiatric medication
me, stoned and spiraling, hearing about bird flu in 2023: the government wants to kill my bird
me, sober and calm, in 2025: the government wants to kill my bird and me also
me, sober and calm, in 2025: the government wants to kill my bird and me also
January 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
me, stoned and spiraling, hearing about bird flu in 2023: the government wants to kill my bird
me, sober and calm, in 2025: the government wants to kill my bird and me also
me, sober and calm, in 2025: the government wants to kill my bird and me also
big fan of this Creature Who Lives In My House but i can’t help but wish he didn’t have a cockandballs on his nose
January 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
big fan of this Creature Who Lives In My House but i can’t help but wish he didn’t have a cockandballs on his nose
“veilguard bad”
“the crows are bad actually”
“every game that isn’t dao BAD”
“the crows are bad actually”
“every game that isn’t dao BAD”
January 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“veilguard bad”
“the crows are bad actually”
“every game that isn’t dao BAD”
“the crows are bad actually”
“every game that isn’t dao BAD”
existing transsexually: hittin the hard stuff and also doing drugs
January 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
existing transsexually: hittin the hard stuff and also doing drugs
fundamentally unserious animal
January 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
fundamentally unserious animal
meanwhile my work emails look like this
January 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
meanwhile my work emails look like this