alternative milks
@flamingo-teeth.bsky.social
autumn
career hater
pronoun haver
30s / they
ao3: ghost_teeth
career hater
pronoun haver
30s / they
ao3: ghost_teeth
little something to take the edge off
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
little something to take the edge off
2026 is gonna be the year that i get blocked by the Them instagram
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
2026 is gonna be the year that i get blocked by the Them instagram
cool so this is what happens when you vote instead of listening to sweaty theoretical leftists tweeting one-handed (other hand busy fingering their own anus to deepfakes of lenin going “i’m proud of you son”) that we’re better off waiting on some great imaginary anarcho-marxist judgement day 💕
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
cool so this is what happens when you vote instead of listening to sweaty theoretical leftists tweeting one-handed (other hand busy fingering their own anus to deepfakes of lenin going “i’m proud of you son”) that we’re better off waiting on some great imaginary anarcho-marxist judgement day 💕
ok so at this point i’ve smoked enough different strains of weed to know that yes, in fact they all do have different and distinctive tasting notes. the problem is all of these are Not Great
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
ok so at this point i’ve smoked enough different strains of weed to know that yes, in fact they all do have different and distinctive tasting notes. the problem is all of these are Not Great
yea sure why not
October 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
yea sure why not
straight up frankin’ the stein
October 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
straight up frankin’ the stein
there she hoes…. there she hoes again
September 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
there she hoes…. there she hoes again
do not ask for whom the vengabus comes. it comes for thee
September 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
do not ask for whom the vengabus comes. it comes for thee
i don’t like when videos feature neonatal marsupials. they look nakeder than an entire clitoris and on top of that they have the gall to possess the larval specters of hands. put that thing away. it isn’t meant for my eyes.
August 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i don’t like when videos feature neonatal marsupials. they look nakeder than an entire clitoris and on top of that they have the gall to possess the larval specters of hands. put that thing away. it isn’t meant for my eyes.
unfortunately i’m pretty sure comedy peaked with the bud light real men of genius radio commercials and it’s been a long slow descent ever since
August 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
unfortunately i’m pretty sure comedy peaked with the bud light real men of genius radio commercials and it’s been a long slow descent ever since
i could change her
August 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i could change her
dnd:
- do not dragons
- dungeons and disturb
- do not desuscitate
- dungeons not dragons
- do not do
- do not dragons
- dungeons and disturb
- do not desuscitate
- dungeons not dragons
- do not do
August 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
dnd:
- do not dragons
- dungeons and disturb
- do not desuscitate
- dungeons not dragons
- do not do
- do not dragons
- dungeons and disturb
- do not desuscitate
- dungeons not dragons
- do not do
hey siri how can i become more problematic
August 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
hey siri how can i become more problematic
labubu majora
labubu minora
labubu minora
August 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
labubu majora
labubu minora
labubu minora
Reposted by alternative milks
There’s a type of overly sanitized cottagecore-ish “just a little guy” mouse-in-a-jean-jacket aesthetic that imo in today’s climate and push for purity culture is a little too close to the right wing tradwife vibe
August 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
There’s a type of overly sanitized cottagecore-ish “just a little guy” mouse-in-a-jean-jacket aesthetic that imo in today’s climate and push for purity culture is a little too close to the right wing tradwife vibe
stuck where the trade left me
August 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
stuck where the trade left me
i want to remake the entire sleepaway camp series. trans icon angela still
murders the same amount of people but her hair is better and she’s less hung up on camping. in fact she’s murdering people so they stop making her go camping. but they keep making her go and that’s why there’s sequels
murders the same amount of people but her hair is better and she’s less hung up on camping. in fact she’s murdering people so they stop making her go camping. but they keep making her go and that’s why there’s sequels
July 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i want to remake the entire sleepaway camp series. trans icon angela still
murders the same amount of people but her hair is better and she’s less hung up on camping. in fact she’s murdering people so they stop making her go camping. but they keep making her go and that’s why there’s sequels
murders the same amount of people but her hair is better and she’s less hung up on camping. in fact she’s murdering people so they stop making her go camping. but they keep making her go and that’s why there’s sequels
“i went on t and it made me not a lesbian anymore nooooo” skill issue. when i went on t it made me so violently lesbionic that los angeles county wants me humanely destroyed. they’re going to put a stop to me. gavin newsom said so
July 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“i went on t and it made me not a lesbian anymore nooooo” skill issue. when i went on t it made me so violently lesbionic that los angeles county wants me humanely destroyed. they’re going to put a stop to me. gavin newsom said so
the terror (novel) : indigenous people are spooky as hell, eh wot!
the terror (tv): colonial masculinity is a fucking prison
the terror (tv): colonial masculinity is a fucking prison
July 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the terror (novel) : indigenous people are spooky as hell, eh wot!
the terror (tv): colonial masculinity is a fucking prison
the terror (tv): colonial masculinity is a fucking prison
jojo siwa 2012 tumblr transmed tboy phase dropping in 2026
July 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
jojo siwa 2012 tumblr transmed tboy phase dropping in 2026
haunted by this one time i was at the aquarium with @theirkingdom.bsky.social and we glibly referred to a tortoise as a turtle and a volunteer docent corrected us with such horny smarm… such relish… pls girl check ur mug before you come for my knowledge of testudinidae
July 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
haunted by this one time i was at the aquarium with @theirkingdom.bsky.social and we glibly referred to a tortoise as a turtle and a volunteer docent corrected us with such horny smarm… such relish… pls girl check ur mug before you come for my knowledge of testudinidae
date everything people are out here commenting “you should dress like a table” on bear thirst traps. please i’m begging you go touch a real wiener and/or pussy
July 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
date everything people are out here commenting “you should dress like a table” on bear thirst traps. please i’m begging you go touch a real wiener and/or pussy
the other best thing hrt gave me was the ability to go “hmm” in a dubious manner à la bob belcher
June 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the other best thing hrt gave me was the ability to go “hmm” in a dubious manner à la bob belcher
the best thing about being a tr🔺nny is that nobody from high school tries to Reconnect with you
June 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the best thing about being a tr🔺nny is that nobody from high school tries to Reconnect with you