Dono, Warrior Jar Enthusiast
flakor.bsky.social
Dono, Warrior Jar Enthusiast
@flakor.bsky.social
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Vanilla ice cream incarnate
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FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics
February 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Wow a team captained by a Leaf fails to win in Boston, what a new and exciting story
February 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Just a friendly reminder: Canada, the *“True North strong and free,”* will never become the 51st state. Canada is a sovereign nation, with their own identity, values, and, of course after tonight, hockey supremacy.
February 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I forgot that you can’t complain about any kind of smartwatch stuff without bringing out the smug “real watch” dorks. I don’t even really love my Apple Watch but at least it’ll tell me when my wife needs something or when someone’s at the door, nerds! You out here telling time? It’s 2024, fuck time!
December 19, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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The new Discord activity section is fun because you get to give people (good-natured) shit for things like playing World of Warcraft for 40 days in a row.
September 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM