jake
@flakey.bsky.social
☄️ creative director, sandwich artist, dancefloor diva
💥 34, gay guy, in brooklyn, ny
📸 instagram.com/jakelhm
💥 34, gay guy, in brooklyn, ny
📸 instagram.com/jakelhm
The theme of the orgy was “big bro”
March 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The theme of the orgy was “big bro”
for posterity and also attention
March 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
for posterity and also attention
Oh we have videos here now?? I’m back!
January 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh we have videos here now?? I’m back!
I’ve never seen a car full of people MORE on their way to house of yes in my entire life
December 15, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I’ve never seen a car full of people MORE on their way to house of yes in my entire life
Finally leaving the orgy after being out all night
December 8, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Finally leaving the orgy after being out all night
Rediscovered all my old blog posts from the first few months of dating my now-husband. The teenage prose is mortifying but good lord was I down bad from the fucking JUMP
December 7, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Rediscovered all my old blog posts from the first few months of dating my now-husband. The teenage prose is mortifying but good lord was I down bad from the fucking JUMP
The Spotify wrapussy can’t hurt me
December 4, 2024 at 4:01 PM
The Spotify wrapussy can’t hurt me
I’m in Chicago for two days and I’m very busy but I want to make time for as many gay guys as possible pls inquire within
December 3, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I’m in Chicago for two days and I’m very busy but I want to make time for as many gay guys as possible pls inquire within
2019 ⏩️ 2024 …to the day. on an airplane again no less!
December 3, 2024 at 5:20 PM
2019 ⏩️ 2024 …to the day. on an airplane again no less!
At this seat we’re pleased to offer you… your own phone that you brought with you
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
At this seat we’re pleased to offer you… your own phone that you brought with you
Happy gay guy monday or whatever
December 2, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Happy gay guy monday or whatever
They also spelled their names wrong. Who writes these? I just wanna talk
November 29, 2024 at 2:55 PM
They also spelled their names wrong. Who writes these? I just wanna talk
I don’t think the comic version ever really nails the ethos of the rugrats
November 29, 2024 at 2:49 PM
I don’t think the comic version ever really nails the ethos of the rugrats
My husband has fallen asleep… who gonna rub my belly
November 29, 2024 at 3:40 AM
My husband has fallen asleep… who gonna rub my belly
I went to the gym on Thanksgiving and all I got was this shirt
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I went to the gym on Thanksgiving and all I got was this shirt
Thankful for the gay guys in my phone 🧡🤎💛
November 28, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Thankful for the gay guys in my phone 🧡🤎💛
Cheesecake ✅
Crust reveal coming tomowwow
Crust reveal coming tomowwow
November 27, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Cheesecake ✅
Crust reveal coming tomowwow
Crust reveal coming tomowwow
Assault with a deadly weapon !!
November 27, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Assault with a deadly weapon !!