jake
@flakey.bsky.social
☄️ creative director, sandwich artist, dancefloor diva
💥 34, gay guy, in brooklyn, ny
📸 instagram.com/jakelhm
💥 34, gay guy, in brooklyn, ny
📸 instagram.com/jakelhm
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Should I eat french fries and go to bed or go to bed and then eat french fries when I wake up
March 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Should I eat french fries and go to bed or go to bed and then eat french fries when I wake up
The theme of the orgy was “big bro”
March 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The theme of the orgy was “big bro”
Good to see that everything here is still just porn 😍 never change, gay guys
March 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Good to see that everything here is still just porn 😍 never change, gay guys
for posterity and also attention
March 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
for posterity and also attention
I want wings but at what cost
February 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I want wings but at what cost
Straight people post their pets and their lunch on close friends and gay guys post their bussy holes and penis outlines
February 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Straight people post their pets and their lunch on close friends and gay guys post their bussy holes and penis outlines
Gay dodgeball league is a great way to make friends AND enemies
February 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Gay dodgeball league is a great way to make friends AND enemies
Oh we have videos here now?? I’m back!
January 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh we have videos here now?? I’m back!
Haven’t gotten strep throat since I started spraying my throat with my secret elixir every day and gargling with it after I s*ck d*ck I should sell this shit
December 19, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Haven’t gotten strep throat since I started spraying my throat with my secret elixir every day and gargling with it after I s*ck d*ck I should sell this shit
Do you ever get so tired that you get… scared..?
December 17, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Do you ever get so tired that you get… scared..?
Our Christmas card is gonna get me suspended on Instagram
December 17, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Our Christmas card is gonna get me suspended on Instagram
I’ve never seen a car full of people MORE on their way to house of yes in my entire life
December 15, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I’ve never seen a car full of people MORE on their way to house of yes in my entire life
Just remembered seeing a very heavily tattooed man grinding with his gf and sticking his fingers in her mouth last night and i gave him a fist bump
December 14, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Just remembered seeing a very heavily tattooed man grinding with his gf and sticking his fingers in her mouth last night and i gave him a fist bump
Put my Neti pot water in the fridge to cool down
December 14, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Put my Neti pot water in the fridge to cool down
FUCK I keep forgetting to post here instead of Twitter lmfao sorry my algo hasn’t really clicked here yet it’s still too horny and not interesting enough no offense
December 14, 2024 at 10:07 PM
FUCK I keep forgetting to post here instead of Twitter lmfao sorry my algo hasn’t really clicked here yet it’s still too horny and not interesting enough no offense
Gay guy causing a ruckus in the waiting room at One Medical for having to wait too long so they gave him a lollipop :)
December 11, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Gay guy causing a ruckus in the waiting room at One Medical for having to wait too long so they gave him a lollipop :)
You know the “boyfriend couch” at department stores? wait til you hear about the “wife section” at the urologist office
December 10, 2024 at 3:44 PM
You know the “boyfriend couch” at department stores? wait til you hear about the “wife section” at the urologist office
Does anyone want to go see TEETH the musical with me? My husband and husband’s boyfriend and husband’s boyfriend’s ex-boyfriend all said no
December 10, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Does anyone want to go see TEETH the musical with me? My husband and husband’s boyfriend and husband’s boyfriend’s ex-boyfriend all said no
The eagle letting me in without any sort of ID last night… powerful. Space was HELD for me!
December 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
The eagle letting me in without any sort of ID last night… powerful. Space was HELD for me!
Finally leaving the orgy after being out all night
December 8, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Finally leaving the orgy after being out all night
Every time I walk by a mirror at the eagle I accidentally catch a glimpse of my dad staring back at me JUMPSCARE
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Every time I walk by a mirror at the eagle I accidentally catch a glimpse of my dad staring back at me JUMPSCARE