Flachmixer
@flachmixer.bsky.social
‘When right becomes wrong, resistance becomes a duty’ B.B. P.K L13.
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This needs to be an Olympic sport!
September 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This needs to be an Olympic sport!
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Since it’s Sunday, we're taking the day off, so let’s make this fun!
Drop a picture of YOUR jumping spiders below, I want to see all the spooder cuties 👇🥹 #jumpingspider #cute
Drop a picture of YOUR jumping spiders below, I want to see all the spooder cuties 👇🥹 #jumpingspider #cute
September 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Since it’s Sunday, we're taking the day off, so let’s make this fun!
Drop a picture of YOUR jumping spiders below, I want to see all the spooder cuties 👇🥹 #jumpingspider #cute
Drop a picture of YOUR jumping spiders below, I want to see all the spooder cuties 👇🥹 #jumpingspider #cute
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Let me make it easy to cancel.
These are the direct links so you don't get the runaround.
www.disneyplus.com/account/canc...
secure.hulu.com/account/cancel
These are the direct links so you don't get the runaround.
www.disneyplus.com/account/canc...
secure.hulu.com/account/cancel
Hulu Login | Hulu
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September 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Let me make it easy to cancel.
These are the direct links so you don't get the runaround.
www.disneyplus.com/account/canc...
secure.hulu.com/account/cancel
These are the direct links so you don't get the runaround.
www.disneyplus.com/account/canc...
secure.hulu.com/account/cancel
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MAGA logic
September 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
MAGA logic
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The CEO of Bluesky, ladies and gentlemen.
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Violence is always unacceptable, and threats of violence have no place in public discourse. Our thoughts are with Charlie Kirk and his family.
September 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The CEO of Bluesky, ladies and gentlemen.
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‘MAGA-step v. :
To take a step back, uttering a surprised “he/she/they did not really say that now?!”.
Surprise declines proportional to extended exposures.’
Proposal for future inclusion to OED, Merriam-Webster, etc.
You’re welcome 🫡
To take a step back, uttering a surprised “he/she/they did not really say that now?!”.
Surprise declines proportional to extended exposures.’
Proposal for future inclusion to OED, Merriam-Webster, etc.
You’re welcome 🫡
September 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
‘MAGA-step v. :
To take a step back, uttering a surprised “he/she/they did not really say that now?!”.
Surprise declines proportional to extended exposures.’
Proposal for future inclusion to OED, Merriam-Webster, etc.
You’re welcome 🫡
To take a step back, uttering a surprised “he/she/they did not really say that now?!”.
Surprise declines proportional to extended exposures.’
Proposal for future inclusion to OED, Merriam-Webster, etc.
You’re welcome 🫡
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MAGA RELIGION:
Mocking the disabled is ok, never apologize, name calling’s cool, science is stupid, empathy’s a weakness, cheat = you’re smart, bully = you’re strong, stealing from charities is acceptable, reading’s a waste, lying = success, always blame others & take credit for the work of others.
Mocking the disabled is ok, never apologize, name calling’s cool, science is stupid, empathy’s a weakness, cheat = you’re smart, bully = you’re strong, stealing from charities is acceptable, reading’s a waste, lying = success, always blame others & take credit for the work of others.
September 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
MAGA RELIGION:
Mocking the disabled is ok, never apologize, name calling’s cool, science is stupid, empathy’s a weakness, cheat = you’re smart, bully = you’re strong, stealing from charities is acceptable, reading’s a waste, lying = success, always blame others & take credit for the work of others.
Mocking the disabled is ok, never apologize, name calling’s cool, science is stupid, empathy’s a weakness, cheat = you’re smart, bully = you’re strong, stealing from charities is acceptable, reading’s a waste, lying = success, always blame others & take credit for the work of others.
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Salvador Dali tried to make a film with the Marx brothers in 1937 called Giraffes on Horseback Salad but it was rejected for being too surreal.
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Salvador Dali tried to make a film with the Marx brothers in 1937 called Giraffes on Horseback Salad but it was rejected for being too surreal.
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No hyperbole this is what the Supreme Court just authorized ICE to do.
September 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
No hyperbole this is what the Supreme Court just authorized ICE to do.
Can somebody please lure Mr. Tom Hanks onto Bluesky?
He just have to post a picture of one of his typewriters every day with a short story of its history. Nothing more!
Ok, maybe some snippets from his career and a few words of hope and wisdom.
We need this.🙂
He just have to post a picture of one of his typewriters every day with a short story of its history. Nothing more!
Ok, maybe some snippets from his career and a few words of hope and wisdom.
We need this.🙂
September 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Can somebody please lure Mr. Tom Hanks onto Bluesky?
He just have to post a picture of one of his typewriters every day with a short story of its history. Nothing more!
Ok, maybe some snippets from his career and a few words of hope and wisdom.
We need this.🙂
He just have to post a picture of one of his typewriters every day with a short story of its history. Nothing more!
Ok, maybe some snippets from his career and a few words of hope and wisdom.
We need this.🙂
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Pritzker is a genius.
Trump sends ICE to invade Chicago, and Pritzker lines the highways with Salt Trucks.
Poetic.
Trump sends ICE to invade Chicago, and Pritzker lines the highways with Salt Trucks.
Poetic.
September 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Pritzker is a genius.
Trump sends ICE to invade Chicago, and Pritzker lines the highways with Salt Trucks.
Poetic.
Trump sends ICE to invade Chicago, and Pritzker lines the highways with Salt Trucks.
Poetic.
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Good people of Istanbul, help the cat at the Sabiha Gokcen Airport Escalator.
September 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Good people of Istanbul, help the cat at the Sabiha Gokcen Airport Escalator.
In twenty years a lot of American children will ask their grandparents if they also were part of the SS or Gestapo at the time. And in a lot of homes the following silence around the table will be deafening.
Oh, sorry! It’s spelled ICE.
Oh, sorry! It’s spelled ICE.
September 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
In twenty years a lot of American children will ask their grandparents if they also were part of the SS or Gestapo at the time. And in a lot of homes the following silence around the table will be deafening.
Oh, sorry! It’s spelled ICE.
Oh, sorry! It’s spelled ICE.
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Chump's favorite restaurants are
Really Bringing out The Happy
Meals........
Really Bringing out The Happy
Meals........
September 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Chump's favorite restaurants are
Really Bringing out The Happy
Meals........
Really Bringing out The Happy
Meals........
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September 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Keep your infected ass at home.
September 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Keep your infected ass at home.
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Legs (our Door Huntsman) was out on the open tonight!
I should measure her some time, but only if I can think of a way to do it without stressing her. I'd guess a 10cm legspan (4 inches).
#spiders
I should measure her some time, but only if I can think of a way to do it without stressing her. I'd guess a 10cm legspan (4 inches).
#spiders
September 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Legs (our Door Huntsman) was out on the open tonight!
I should measure her some time, but only if I can think of a way to do it without stressing her. I'd guess a 10cm legspan (4 inches).
#spiders
I should measure her some time, but only if I can think of a way to do it without stressing her. I'd guess a 10cm legspan (4 inches).
#spiders