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All god’s children got a uvula
My friend made me this tackle charm for my bday and I’m so flippin stoked on it 🤩
March 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’m slightly hungover but the sun is shining, my neighbors are out, and my neighborhood smells like fresh laundry 🙂
February 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Monkey gave The Monkey a 7/10
I thought it was more of a 5 but what can ya do. Kids these days
February 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Going to see The Monkey tonight and I’m torn if I should bring my vintage monkey so he can experience his culture.
February 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Time keeps flying, but I’m still trying 😫😫😫
February 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If you don’t have an unobtainable sapphic desire at home, store bought is fine
February 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
February 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Me at my job at any given moment
February 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My official unhinged Valentines lineup. 🥰🥰🥰
February 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Retail feels
February 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
We were out of town for 5 days and the cats sacrificed their favorite toy to ensure our safe return 🥲🥲
February 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
🦅🦅🦅
February 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Totally scored a new daybed for my eldest for $4 at the thrift store today!!
January 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Working on my FrankenTines 🥰
January 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
And gold medal Yikes On Bikes award goes to the TWO page spread 𝐻𝑒𝓉𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎
January 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Some of these images, are frankly yikes on bikes material. Silver medal goes to this:
January 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is also adorable and has some great potential.
January 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I want this framed in my bathroom.
January 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Right off the bat, we have bangers. I want to put this one on my fridge.
January 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I got my fresh stash from the used book store yesterday and now I’m paging through for inspiration. One of the books I grabbed specifically bc I loved the 70s art in it.
January 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
January 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I found an MLP AU fanfic on tiktok this week and it is sheer perfection. The ponies are slowly being infected by a zombie virus that makes them grow tons of teeth.
This is my favorite frame so far
January 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🗣️Alexa! Play “Sports” by Viagra Boys
January 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
January 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is Kai’s box. ( you cannot see him ) I am not allowed to move it from the living room in case he returns to it. ( he would like me to remind you that you cannot see him )
January 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM