Pedes? In THIS economy?!

We can’t have nice things

Dante acts all pious and shit but some dude he hates got torn apart in a bunch of muck and he’s like “fuck yeah thanks for that God.” What a messy bitch

Holy shit the guy doing Plutus is going so hard. He’s being so god damned campy I can’t actually tell what the fuck he said

For people who are supposedly unimaginably thirsty, everyone in the circle of lust sure has a lot of time to chitchat

If, as Dante posits, being horny is a crime, then lock me the fuck up

Beatrice wanted that D so bad she made Dante literally go through hell to get to heaven and clap those cheeks. I’m sorry I don’t care how much I care about someone if they send a Roman poet to take me to hell to get to them I’m staying my ass at home

The guy reading as Charon is doing too much. He’s really hamming it up. He’s making choices.

Dante is such a simp for Virgil. Laying it on super thick. Roman poetry definitely gets this guys dick hard

“We all so willingly record our games, until the hour that leads us into loss. Then, every single thought is tears and sadness.” Ok Dante, dramatic much?

I know it’s basically a squier with a fender badge on it but I fall for that kind of marketing. Gonna use it as a mod platform

I got a P Bass