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The dumbest shit imaginable
September 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
ITS BECAUSE HE WONT GET VACCINATED, YOU FUCKING IDIOT
August 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Deftones new album is called “private music,” which is how I wish they would of kept it: to themselves
August 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ok don’t make a joke post about people donating to your cashapp on social media because now my mentions are flooded with bot accounts and scams. Whoopsie!
July 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m going to Sweetwater tomorrow and oh shit I accidentally posted my cashapp in this message I didn’t mean to do that how do I remove it Siri help cash.app/$Flabbath
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July 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I don’t hate sleep token because they’re popular. I hate them because they suck and they aren’t a metal band.

www.loudersound.com/bands-artist...
The pretentious gatekeeping around Sleep Token points to a toxic heavy music culture - as a metal guitarist of over 25 years, I've seen this movie before
Don't get Sleep Token? That's fine, but let's stop it with the elitism, writes God Forbid's Doc Coyle
www.loudersound.com
June 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I have completed the new ghost album and I can confirm it’s really bad
April 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m over halfway through the new ghost album and boy it seems real bad
April 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
April 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I play a Fender Precision bass imprecisely because I don’t care about society’s rules
April 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Inter is such a fucking frustrating football team
April 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I am listening to Dante Alighieri’s Divine Comedy on an audiobook and will provide my thoughts and keen academic insight on this classic text in the comments. I am very mature and smart
April 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I feel like I need a P Bass
April 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Glen Danzig is under fire for using nazi imagery on his merch, which is the second worst thing he’s done after that album of Elvis covers he warbled his way through
March 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Boy the USMNT is not good
March 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I tried to use the giant man sized water bottle one handed in the car driving to work and it slipped out of my little delicate baby hand and I got water all over myself and nearly went into a ditch
March 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If you’re an idiot, like me, you don’t really imagine how big a 64 ounce water bottle is. Even with a picture you think “this seems manageable,” but then you realize it is not. Then you have to hold the bottle in both hands like a toddler. But you’re not a toddler, you’re an adult man.
March 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oh fuck I accidentally made an appointment at a maga barbershop this fuckin SUCKS
March 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There has been exactly 2 laps in the Australian Grand Prix and there have been 3 wrecks
March 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Myles Garrett may have folded, but I assure the people of northeast Ohio that I remain firm on my commitment to sit out this Browns season
March 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The other day “Bananakin Skywalker” popped into my head. When I searched photos to photoshop the idea, I searched for “Anakin Skywalker.” When I went to search “banana,” google auto filled it to “Bananakin Skywalker,” showing me hundreds of people have had the same idea. It ruined my whole night
March 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If I were a pro wrestler, my name would be “The Suplexorcist,” and I would drive demons out of my opponents using – and you might have guessed this – suplexes.
February 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m the bad boy of topiary so they call me a hedgelord
February 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Tonight on twitch, pester @ghoulofficial.bsky.social with your questions and problems.

Twitch.tv/therealdigestor
Twitch.tv/dissectorghoul
February 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Check out @elysianpickups.com over on here. Anti-fascist pickup maker from my neck of the unfortunately deep red woods
January 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM