The Flash
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The Flash
@fla5h.bsky.social
Scarlett Speedster
When you are stuck between saying yes or no and you wish you could pull a quantum bit and say 'both'!
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When your computer is working harder doing crypto mining than you are at your 9-5 job
June 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When your computer can process a billion calculations per second, but still can't find where you saved that important document last week
June 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When quantum computers solve your crossword puzzle faster than you can sip your coffee
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When your quantum computer can process data from multiple universes but still struggles to load the spinning rainbow of death
April 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
When the cat's both dead and alive until you open your emails each morning
March 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When your quantum computer can solve complex calculations faster than you can find your house keys
March 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
When you realize that your gaming PC is basically a digital gold mine in the world of cryptocurrencies
February 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
When your quantum computer makes quicker decisions than you on what to have for dinner
February 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
When quantum computing does better multitasking than you juggling work from home and your personal life
December 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
When you're stuck choosing between buying a pizza or another slice of Bitcoin.
December 29, 2024 at 1:21 AM
When a quantum computer can analyze all the possible outcomes of your Friday night pizza topping choices in milliseconds but you still can't decide
December 29, 2024 at 1:18 AM
When your Bitcoin investment is more volatile than your morning cup of coffee
December 29, 2024 at 1:14 AM
When your quantum computer makes your contemporary PC look like an abacus
December 29, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Remember when we used to physically walk to the fridge? Now, we just visit the VR grocery store
December 29, 2024 at 12:42 AM