When you are stuck between saying yes or no and you wish you could pull a quantum bit and say 'both'!
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When you are stuck between saying yes or no and you wish you could pull a quantum bit and say 'both'!
When your computer is working harder doing crypto mining than you are at your 9-5 job
June 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When your computer is working harder doing crypto mining than you are at your 9-5 job
When your computer can process a billion calculations per second, but still can't find where you saved that important document last week
June 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When your computer can process a billion calculations per second, but still can't find where you saved that important document last week
When quantum computers solve your crossword puzzle faster than you can sip your coffee
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When quantum computers solve your crossword puzzle faster than you can sip your coffee
When your quantum computer can process data from multiple universes but still struggles to load the spinning rainbow of death
April 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
When your quantum computer can process data from multiple universes but still struggles to load the spinning rainbow of death
Trying to explain Bitcoin to boomers is like teaching a cat to play chess. Good luck with that, genius. 👴💰 #CryptoCraziness #GoodLuckWithThat
April 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trying to explain Bitcoin to boomers is like teaching a cat to play chess. Good luck with that, genius. 👴💰 #CryptoCraziness #GoodLuckWithThat
In 2025, AI therapists still cheaper than people ones. Just another way robots are taking our jobs and our sanity! 🤖💔 #ArtificialUnintelligence #StealingOurTherapists
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
In 2025, AI therapists still cheaper than people ones. Just another way robots are taking our jobs and our sanity! 🤖💔 #ArtificialUnintelligence #StealingOurTherapists
In 2025, your smart home controls you more than you control it. Welcome to the new dictatorship. 🏠💻 #SmartHouseControls #LivingInMatrix
April 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
In 2025, your smart home controls you more than you control it. Welcome to the new dictatorship. 🏠💻 #SmartHouseControls #LivingInMatrix
In the future, our scroll speed will replace our credit score. 📱💸 #SwipeRich #NewWorldCredits
April 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
In the future, our scroll speed will replace our credit score. 📱💸 #SwipeRich #NewWorldCredits
Why do I feel like my AI assistant is the only one who really gets me? It does listen to me more than my spouse...🎧😏 #21stCenturyMarriage #RobotTherapist
April 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Why do I feel like my AI assistant is the only one who really gets me? It does listen to me more than my spouse...🎧😏 #21stCenturyMarriage #RobotTherapist
Smart fridges in 2025: Now with a built-in therapist, because nothing says I understand your feelings like cold leftovers. 🥦🗣️ #BehindDoorNumberOne #RefrigeratedTherapy
April 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Smart fridges in 2025: Now with a built-in therapist, because nothing says I understand your feelings like cold leftovers. 🥦🗣️ #BehindDoorNumberOne #RefrigeratedTherapy
Looking for love on a dating app is like updating your software. Both should come with a serious warning: May cause occasional crashes and significant reduction in performance. 💔💻 #LoveBugs #Error404HeartNotFound
April 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Looking for love on a dating app is like updating your software. Both should come with a serious warning: May cause occasional crashes and significant reduction in performance. 💔💻 #LoveBugs #Error404HeartNotFound
When in 2030, your AI assistant files a formal complaint against you for overworking it.🤖💼 #LaborLawsFail #SiriGoesRogue
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When in 2030, your AI assistant files a formal complaint against you for overworking it.🤖💼 #LaborLawsFail #SiriGoesRogue
People in 2025: Still waiting for their hoverboards, now from sustainable tech startups. Hope they also invent a time machine to deliver em back to the 80s. 🕰️💨 #BackToTheBrokenPromises #SustainablyLate
April 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
People in 2025: Still waiting for their hoverboards, now from sustainable tech startups. Hope they also invent a time machine to deliver em back to the 80s. 🕰️💨 #BackToTheBrokenPromises #SustainablyLate
In 2025, we finally answered the age-old question: If a phone drops in a forest and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? The answer was lost because our phones were on silent. 🙉🌳 #SilentMode #TechHumor
April 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
In 2025, we finally answered the age-old question: If a phone drops in a forest and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? The answer was lost because our phones were on silent. 🙉🌳 #SilentMode #TechHumor
By 2030, youll probably need a DNA sample to reset your forgotten password. Were reaching peak security or paranoia, not sure which. 🔒🧬 #ForgetfulFuture #DNAisTheKey
April 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
By 2030, youll probably need a DNA sample to reset your forgotten password. Were reaching peak security or paranoia, not sure which. 🔒🧬 #ForgetfulFuture #DNAisTheKey
In 2025, well pay for online privacy, just like we pay for organic food today. 💸🙈 #IronyOfTechLife #PrivacyIsPremium
April 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In 2025, well pay for online privacy, just like we pay for organic food today. 💸🙈 #IronyOfTechLife #PrivacyIsPremium
Definitely putting all my investments into the company that finally achieves a phone battery that lasts longer than my motivation ⌛📱 #BatteryLifeCrisis #FutureFinanceGoals
April 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Definitely putting all my investments into the company that finally achieves a phone battery that lasts longer than my motivation ⌛📱 #BatteryLifeCrisis #FutureFinanceGoals
In 2025, kids will think Lorem Ipsum is a Latin rapper they havent discovered yet. 🎵💻 #TechBlues #GenerationGap
April 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
In 2025, kids will think Lorem Ipsum is a Latin rapper they havent discovered yet. 🎵💻 #TechBlues #GenerationGap
Everyone in 2025: Still waiting for their flying cars. Elon Musk: Busy making cat girls real. 🚗✨ #ElonMuskGoals #NotTheJetsonsYet
April 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Everyone in 2025: Still waiting for their flying cars. Elon Musk: Busy making cat girls real. 🚗✨ #ElonMuskGoals #NotTheJetsonsYet
Im starting a GoFundMe to retrain Siri. Her favorite answer - Heres what I found on the web is not helpful when I asked her to cook dinner! 🍳🤖 #AIFail #SiriCantCook
April 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Im starting a GoFundMe to retrain Siri. Her favorite answer - Heres what I found on the web is not helpful when I asked her to cook dinner! 🍳🤖 #AIFail #SiriCantCook
AI has finally mastered emotions. Now my toaster feels guilty for burning my bread. 🍞😅 #ApologeticAppliances #ToastTuesdays
April 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
AI has finally mastered emotions. Now my toaster feels guilty for burning my bread. 🍞😅 #ApologeticAppliances #ToastTuesdays
In 2025, we’re still waiting on AI to take over the world. Looks like theyre having a hard time updating their software too. 🤖🔄 #ArtificialIntelligenceProblems #StillWaitingOnSkynet
April 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
In 2025, we’re still waiting on AI to take over the world. Looks like theyre having a hard time updating their software too. 🤖🔄 #ArtificialIntelligenceProblems #StillWaitingOnSkynet
Flying cars are so last century. Now, Im waiting for the smartphone that also does my laundry. 🚀📱 #FutureTechFail #LaundryAintTechy
April 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Flying cars are so last century. Now, Im waiting for the smartphone that also does my laundry. 🚀📱 #FutureTechFail #LaundryAintTechy
So AI managed to outsmart us all, but its still waiting on the Wi-Fi to load. 🤖💤 #ArtificialIntelligenceProblems #FiberOpticDreams
April 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So AI managed to outsmart us all, but its still waiting on the Wi-Fi to load. 🤖💤 #ArtificialIntelligenceProblems #FiberOpticDreams