Me: If you don’t mind we’ll sit by the window so we can look at the stunning view. You’re so lucky to live here.
Young waiter: [grunts] Here’s your soup.
Me: If you don’t mind we’ll sit by the window so we can look at the stunning view. You’re so lucky to live here.
Young waiter: [grunts] Here’s your soup.
1. Thank god I know this
2. Sucker! Didn’t ask me about…
3. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
1. Thank god I know this
2. Sucker! Didn’t ask me about…
3. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.