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Fitbatweets
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Scotland’s most prolific cartoonist. You can read my football cartoons every weekday at fitbatweets.substack.com and I sell merch at www.fitbatweets.com
I’m not even joking but you won’t get a better Christmas present than something bought from www.fitbatweets.com Club or country, all types of merch. Order by 15th December for Christmas delivery.
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Aw the teams, players and goals on a range of merch. Help Scottish small business and buy from www.fitbatweets.com this Christmas.
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Scotland are Coming to America you know. T-shirts, tea towels, prints, mugs, coasters of these lovely lads are available now at www.fitbatweets.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Zombies in Aberdeen kits amble their way to another defeat. Hopeless, hapless, helpless.
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
That Collins & Tierney photo shoot needed some retouching.
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Pundit Club tonight.
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s never too early to start your Christmas shopping. Here are a few designs currently available at www.fitbatweets.com with more to be added soon. If you’ve got a favourite player you’d like to see in store let me know. Or maybe you’d like a family commission done - DM me for details.
October 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
October 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
“Not his real name…”

Plenty of punching down material by the lads too.
October 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The lawyer’s house was built by my parents. There was a real tinge of sadness watching those scenes. Very strange watching someone else in your mum’s kitchen.
September 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
False Dons.
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There’s nothing as annoying as Matthew McDermid being Matthew McDermid.
September 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
September 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
August 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A tale from the Bank of Celtic.
July 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Lunchtime.
July 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
After all that semis drama England v Spain should be a cracking final.
July 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Water.
July 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Hand massaged kale. 🤢
July 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Terror on the streets.
July 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Continuing this year’s fixation on F1 I bought this absolute beauty of a book. Obviously disappointed to see Mr High Performance amongst the blurbs on the inside cover. To nobody’s surprise his quote manages to make it about him. @barcajim3.bsky.social @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social
July 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
35 years in the making. The Aberdeen Scottish Cup Winners merch is now available at www.fitbatweets.com
May 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
A goal befitting of that first half.
May 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Arne Slot. This might be the best T-shirt design I’ve ever made. Collected the first batch to ship today and it looks even better in the flesh than on screen.

So if you know any Liverpool fans please let them know about it. Available only at www.fitbatweets.com
May 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Please help - if you know any Liverpool fans can you share this with them.
Been one of my favourite things to draw.
The Arne Slot black t-shirt based on the iconic Salem’s Lot poster. Available only at www.fitbatweets.com
May 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM